"No-E Questions Or Debbi Questions ?"

"So, No-E. Or should I call you Debbi ?" Samantha began. "Depends on whether you are going to ask me No-E or Debbi questions" Debbi replied, a little defensively. "Are you really that much of a split personality ?" asked Samantha. "Not in any medical sense" replied Debbi, blushing slightly. "But Debbi would never have envisaged herself sitting here like this, whereas it's all in keeping with the No-E persona isn't it ?" she reasoned.

"So that leads us on nicely" Samantha continued. "How come a self confessed and demonstrably successful business woman ends up as a scantily clad, nay even naked, rapper ?" "Well, I haven't 'ended up as it' as you put it. I don't intend to make this a habit..." "But you have already haven't you ? This is at least the third occasion" Samantha interrupted Debbi. "Yes, well it seemed selfish not to when it appeared to be so successful with regard to fund raising. I'm happy with all the help it gives to charity" said Debbi, trying to steer the conversation onto safer ground.

"But how did it start exactly ? Jody told us about how you danced in your knickers on the desk for the class !" The audience laughed. Debbi sought out Jody in the audience who replied with a wave. "That's not exactly the action of a serious business woman ?" Samantha pressed. Debbi was flustered now. "It was a joke to help bond with the students." "Wish my teachers had bonded like that" came a heckle from the crowd, to more laughter. Debbi ignored it. "And that led to the Rag week and that was all that I thought there would be to it" she continued. "And we all have to concede that the subsequent fund raising has been very successful indeed, don't we folks ?" Samantha encouraged warm applause from the audience. The running total for the evening was announced to more cheers and encouragement to the viewers that there was still time to donate.

Samantha opened things up to questions from the floor and Debbi was eased into this lightly by one of the players she had met earlier. "We were wondering what football team you support ?" "I don't follow football but my dad's Italian and his favorite team is Juventus." "Not bad" the player conceded "But he must have an English team too ?" "Well, because of where he originally settled in London, he always had a soft spot for Queen's Park Rangers." For some reason this provoked great hilarity in the audience. "Ah, and we were gonna ask you to be our mascot. Come and see a proper team !" insisted the footballer.

Samantha moved onto her second selection. "Gentleman in the second row there. I believe that you work for Debbi ?"