"It Is Her ! And She's Starkers !"

"Oh my God ! It is her" squealed Sophie delightedly as Debbi emerged from behind the curtain. "She's completely starkers !" Olivia stated the obvious. "Totally", "Bare ass naked", "As the day she was born." the women chorused in turn, all equally delighted at the turn of events. "I've got to get some photos of this" Sophie announced determinedly. "But look at all those 'No Photography signs'" Alannah pointed out. "And they seem pretty hot on enforcing it too" said Eric, as a bouncer moved in to confiscate a phone that had just been produced at a nearby table. "Shit !" exclaimed Sophie.

Debbi remained unaware of these exchanges. She had prepared herself mentally backstage and was now in the zone, confident in her regular morning routine of stretches and poses that always engendered in her a feeling of Zen like calm, enabling her to shut out her surroundings.

The women at the table continued to bitch. "She shaves I see" said Camille. "Looks like a full wax to me" asserted Alannah. "Well, it'd have to be wouldn't it ? With her hair and colouring I bet it'd grow wild if she let it" Sophie laughed. "Hairy pits too I bet" said Olivia. "Ew, gross !" Eric and Majid meanwhile were entranced. They couldn't believe the contortions that Debbi was putting her body into, nor how much of her intimate anatomy was being revealed to their eyes. Eric was looking forward to picturing them in his mind the next time he had a business meeting at Debbi's company. Majid was merely enjoying a sense of empowerment over the woman who had turned him down.

"What a slut", "Shameless." The women continued to slag Debbi off. "Bloody hell, is there anything she's not going to show us ?" screeched Sophie, as Debbi performed the splits in front of them. "I never thought I'd get to see where she pees from" laughed Alannah hysterically. "That's nothing, she's now showing us where she poops from too !" howled Sophie as Debbi changed her pose. Fortunately, the backing track for her set was preventing her from overhearing any of the banter from the audience, which was predominantly male anyway and highly appreciative of her display.