"I will be out of the office..."

The next day, Wonder Woman abruptly sends:

The lack of punctuation and sentence structure tells you how much of a hurry she must be in. Disappointing news, since the two of you had this whole skinny dipping thing planned, but hey you knew that would happen sometimes. You send back a simple:

You almost sent “Be safe,” but that feels inappropriate somehow.

You figure you won’t hear from her for a couple days, so you're surprised when just an hour later she sends:

Huh, playfulness is a new look. Not that you're complaining.

Did Wonder Woman just lol you? Is that a thing the two of you do now?

Before you can think of a reply, a picture comes through. It looks like it was taken out of an airplane window, but it's dark outside. The only thing visible is a glowing circle that you initially mistake for a streetlight. Until you zoom in on it and realize it's the motherfucking Earth!

Did Wonder Woman just lol you from outer space?! How did this become your life? (I mean, you know exactly how, but still...)

You regret that one as soon as you hit send but in the moment you can’t think of anything better.

Huh. That’s… I mean yeah, you had talked about her setting you up with the lovely Ms. Bertinelli at some point, but having it drop out of the blue like that is just weird! You type out a quick reply but when you hit send it comes back as undelivered.

Whelp, guess it’s time to buy that new suit you've been talking about!