"I want nice big Titties!!"

Wonderful.

Says the security system.

I am so glad that we both know what you really want. Deep down.

You squirm. That's *not* what you really want, you tell yourself.

I don't want nice big titties, you tell yourself. That's the last thing I want! Big, sumptuous tits, massive breasts, having to wear a bra, all that cleavage... the sensitive nipples begging to be pinched and sucked... No...

You snap out of it.

It's just the password! I was just saying the password! You protest.

Unfortunately, that is not the password.

WHAT???? ARE YOU SERIOUS??