"I just wanted to catch you."

The Intangible Starslip blushed brightly, embarrassed at what she was about to admit to the woman she considered to be her enemy, stammering as she tried to say the words. "I…I've tried for so long to bring you down for good...and every time I think I've got you, you get away. And it made me so mad...and then, one day, I just realized, after a while…I didn't care about bringing you to justice. I just wanted to catch you."

Alfonso rested her cheek on her fist, smiling wider. "Did you now? And what exactly were you planning on doing when you caught me?”

The Purple Paragon looked away, too humiliated to keep eye contact. “I…I don’t know.”

"I think that’s a lie,” Fonzie guessed, her evil smirk threatening to split her face open at the surprised look on Starslip's face. "I think that Star Lake's favourite, innocent little schoolgirl is finally all grown up, and wants to be bad for the first time in her entire life, with the one person who won't judge her for being bad."