"I have no idea, Officer."

"I have no idea, Officer."

The sexy public servant's hand wandered up and casually groped her heaving jugs. Lloyd has completely given up trying to pretend he's not ogling the show.

"It's dangerous on the street, civilian. Get into my cruiser, I can take you to your destination."

"Oh, uh, that's very kind but I'm-"

Without waiting for a reply, she steps back to the drivers seat, hips swaying and ass jiggling.

Lloyd looks around, completely at a loss for what's going on. Shrugging, he tried to open the door to the back seats. It's locked.

He knocks on the window. "Um, hey! It's not -"

The front window rolls down. "Just sit up front with me, Sir!"

Of course. The exasperated student opened the passenger door, slid off his backpack and planted himself in the seat.

They sat in silence for a few seconds before he looked over at the Officer. She was watching him patiently, not a trace of annoyance or inconvenience on her face. "Where to, Sir?"

"Uh, you can drop me off at the Humanities building at the university. I should be fine from there."

"Sounds good." Without another word, she pulled back into traffic and hit the gas.

Lloyd had no idea how to act. Usually when he even made eye contact with a cop he spent a night in a cell for being a public nuisance. Well, his Lucky Stone brought him this far.

"So, um, Officer...uh, actually I never got your name."

"Oh, you can just call me fuckmeat."

".....I think misheard you, Officer...?"

"Fuckmeat. Or suckslut, sugar tits, cocksleeve, whatever you feel like."

"Oh. Neat." WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING!? WAS THIS REAL!? Did that bus hit him and now he's just hallucinating as his synapses fire off for the last time and die!?

"I'm Lloyd." How the fuck was he supposed to follow that?

"Nice to meet you Lloyd. Could you grope my funbags? It'll help me concentrate."

"Uh..." Was this a crazy complicated prostitution sting or something? Fuck it, in for a penny, in for a pound. "Sure, no problem."

Lloyd leaned over and pressed his hand into soft mounds of delicious titflesh. Officer...fuckmeat let out a little moan but was completely trained on the road ahead.

"Don't be afraid to get in there, really get a handful, it's what they're there for, Sir."

With all of the blood rushing to his growing cock, Lloyd couldn't even think of words to offer. Fuck, her tits felt fucking amazing. He glanced over and noted a damp spot on her crotch. She was getting off to this?

Before he knew it, she pulled into the University and found the front entrance to the Humanities Building. He quickly removed his hand, god forbid someone think he was molesting a cop!

He stepped out of the car, mumbling thanks. Officer cocksleeve stepped out before he got too far though. "Hold up!"

Ugh, he knew it was too good to be true. He turned around and reluctantly trudged over to her. With eyes downcast, he couldn't help but notice the trickle of juices running down her tasty thighs.

"From today on, I'll be driving you around. Any time, wherever you need to go."

Lloyd shot up, totally disbelieving. But, he shouldn't say anything to get her mad. "That's awesome!" He hoped he sounded convincing. "Thanks, just, so much!"

"Of course, Sir."

Suddenly, she grabbed his wrist and pulled him in, pillowy lips meeting his own. As she snuck her tongue into his mouth, she placed his hand on her fat ass and pressed it in. Quick on the uptake, Lloyd gave it a squeeze, soft yet firm booty relenting under his palm.

They made out on the sidewalk for over 5 minutes before she let him go. From her shirt pocket, she handed him a card.

"My number is on there. Any time you need a ride, give me a ring." She did a heel turn and got back into her cruiser. As she lowered herself into the car, Lloyd noticed that her "shorts" were completely drenched.

And then, just like that, she took off. Leaving him with a raging boner and a business card. Maybe it has her real name on it?

However, upon inspection, the name on the card did in fact read Officer Fuckmeat.

Lloyd pulled out his new Lucky Stone and just held it in his hand for a moment. This wasn't exactly the kind of change in luck he expected.

But with a shrug, he pocketed his rock and walked into the building, hoping for a low stakes day of classes.