"I'm taking my harem!"

"You sly dog!" Lukas says. "How long have you been building a harem without telling us?"

"Well, you start with a girlfriend, and then she has hot friends, and then... well, it happens naturally in a place like this, doesn't it?"

"I guess," Lukas says. "I sure don't have one, you asshole."

"Me neither," Ben says. "You've been doing pretty well, you raging asshole."

"What can I say? It's my natural charm and my dashing good looks!" you say with a smug grin.

"Hey Jack, heads up!" Ben yells.

You turn, seeing a red blur flying towards you. Unfortunately, it's nowhere close to your head, and is instead flying well above it. You hop on your foot, jumping up towards it in a flimsy attempt to grasp it, but unfortunately, even in the air, it's well above you. You drop back to the ground again, watching the frisbee flying off into the trees, where it smacks into a branch and is left wedged somewhere in-between the leaves.

"Ah damn," Daniel says. "That was our only frisbee."

All three of you turn to look at Ben, annoyance clear in the looks you give him.

"What?" Ben asks, his voice filled with faux-innocence. "That wasn't my fault! The wind caught it!"

Daniel frowns, holding up a finger.

"There's like, zero wind today!"

"Nah, it's like riptides," Ben says. "You can't see it, but there's basically little hurricanes around the place. That's just how wind works."

Daniel opens his mouth to argue, but closes it, realizing the futility of it all.

"Let's just go get drunk and watch the cheerleading practice," Lukas shrugs. "Not much else to do around here since classes are over."