"I'm surprised you didn't hit on me."

"I'm surprised you didn't hit on me," you say weirded out by that fact.

"Huh, why would I? You're my friend, Ash. You know I don't hit on my best buddies," he says, nudging your arm. You were taken aback a bit by Chris's comment.

Chris was always the type to like girls, no matter the type. He likes them chubby, skinny, and ripped or petite, tall if not anything in between. White, black, Asian, you name it he will just say yes. He likes to gush over girls like a hound that hasn’t been fed for days.

You were surprised that he didn't do it with you. Everyone else was struggling to get used to your new look. Jeff was acting nervous around you. Donna was putting you on the spot. Valerie was showing a side of her you never saw before.

Yet here Chris was treating you like he always did. A goofball friend that you joke around with all the time. He recognized you. Donna mistook you again for a new girl, same with Jeff.

"Unless you want me to? Which would be weird... Is like Valerie suddenly asking Donna how to be goth like her," he say, interrupting your thoughts.

You quickly responded by saying no, "No, I just was surprised... I thought you would mistake me for a new girl like everyone else," you say truthfully. "Pfft, if there was a new girl, I would probably know already. Give her a private tour, if you know what I mean," he says the last sentence with a wink.