"Gina" reads Marcie and Gina read A Party gone wrong, by DeviantChalice

"Oh, a review? Let me see..."

"Erm, well it looks like they read a lot of the best bits but with over a hundred chapters - tons ending in dead-ends. Get on that, author - I can see why they missed some of the other best bits.

I'd disagree that my story is typical of the **** genre at large. I mean, reading around, there's usually not as much focus on the girl's thoughts and feelings. I mean, come on. People with dicks know how they feel when they get them wet but what about what I feel when someone pins me to a wall and forces themself on me, huh?

The "**** convention" comment was funny. It's true, and All Roads Lead To Fucking but it's smut. You want realism? I go to a party, sit on a couch bored for hours, and later get a safe taxi ride home? Nah, I'm written as an unwitting fuck-magnet.

And it's not all nonconsensual. Ty is perfectly sweet with me. So long as I give him exactly what he wants... Hold on a minute...

Oh and blowjobs? No one's dumb enough to stick their thing in my mouth without intimidating me or getting some other kind of advantage on me first. If they feel comfortable with my teeth down there, it's because I'm not comfortable hurting them. I'm pretty sure I could take Ty on. But probably not the other guys. I'm pretty meek when the plot needs me to be.

Anyway, erm, as for female rapists, I'll get my agent to pester the author to write more chapters with Rosie and Jane. I mean that is if I have an agent... I think I do. DeviantChalice hasn't clarified that part of the meta-narrative since he published that "interview" chapter."

(Author's note: She does not have an agent.)

"Ah, shit. Erm, we'll have to see about that inspiration thing then. Between you and me I don't think he has much actual experience with women, so maybe writing three women at the same time is too tall and ask. So-"

(Author's note: DeviantChalice is a total stud and she shouldn't provoke him.)