"Fuck you Park Place!"

It was game night again at Ben's place this time and the guys and I were all free and met up at 3:30 to play whatever game Ben had picked out. I pulled over on the side of the street, the driveway already occupied by Ben and Nate's cars while Rodney's joined mine on the street. Ben opened the door and let me in and we walked to the kitchen where the others had already started drinking. You might be wondering why I'm the only girl. That's because I've always been more comfortable with guys as I've always felt pressure from other women and they've never liked my competitive and lax, mannish attitude.

Anyway, Ben left then came back with a board game and started red setting it on the table. It was a weird looking, round monopoly board, "Got this at a yard sale. Guy made his own monopoly game thinking he'd invented it, but he actually had amnesia and remembered the game not remembering that it already existed." After setting everything up, Ben declared himself the banker and started handing out money.

The game started off fairly well with all the guys buying a couple of properties, but I skipped my first two times around the bird in order to save up some money for the really good ones. But I only landed on community chests, chances, free parking, and the already owned water company until the dice rolled and landed me in jail. For threee turns my piece sat in its cell with no hope of a double until I was set free...only to land on chance and be sent back to jail. Another three turns were spent, meanwhile the guys had been grabbing almost everything on the board.

When I got out the second time I was lucky enough to bypass that row and land on free parking and was even more so when I landed on another chance and community chest afterward. Nate had bought Boardwalk a while back and then the lucky bastard bought park place next and loaded it with as many houses he could. It was my turn again, I rolled the dice, "4. 1, 2, 3, 4. Awww damnit!" Everyone laughed at me as I landed on Park Place which was loaded with so many houses that it nearly sucked me dry of my money. I cursed as I handed my money to Nate and rolled again as I had rolled a couple of twos. This time I got a seven and passed go and collected my two hundred dollars...only to lose it to income tax.

I poured as the others took their turns, finishing up their collections and filling them with houses and hotels. I was fucked when it came back to me as for the next three turns I landed in their territories and lost every dollar I had. "Well Val, it looks like its game over for you," said Ben as everyone else giggled at me. I took a sip of whiskey and my competitive sport came over me, not allowing myself to lose and be the butt of the joke every time. My hands went below the table and I place two shoes at Ben's end, "What'll ya give me?", I asked. The guys were taken back and Ben forked over three hundred each for my shoes and then the game continued. I was out of money again three turns later but at least I got a get out of jail free card.

This time I slipped off my socks but only got three hundred total for them so I threw in my belt for another hundred. Landing on one of the green properties landed me in debt once again so this time I stripped off my shirt and shorts for a cool thousand dollars that kept me high and dry for the next several turns and I managed to get some properties and railroads out of it. Yet again I was out of money and I had to either sell or mortgage some properties or...

I looked down at my purple bra and matching panties, noticing some of the stares I'd revived since taking off my shirt and shorts. Weighing the options I decided to fork over my pride and hand over my underwear and sit there naked with two thousand dollars in colorful play money. I managed to get the entire set of railroads but not much else and few ever landed on my properties, landing me little cash as the board bled me with every turn save for a couple lucky ones.

By the end I was selling things off left and right, and down to a comical amount of one dollar when I landed on Park Place. "Fuck you Park Place!", I yelled out, slamming my dollar on Nate's side of the table and crossing my arms. I had to sit there like an idiot for the rest of the game, hours by the way, getting ogled and laughed at until Rodney came out of nowhere to win the game. Afterward the bastards wouldn't even let me have my clothes back, saying that I'd have to win them next time. "I'll show those losers...", I muttered to myself as I walked back to my car in the buff and drove home.