"Easy way." (Less sadistic version)

You sigh, giving up. "Shh, it's okay, relax for me. Now, let me take you to my home." She grabs you with almost no effort, and takes you outside, it now being overcast. She runs with that same speed, and you soon arrive at an old manor in the woods. "There, our new home."

"Our?" You ask, still in shock.

"Why of course dear, where else would we live?" She replies as she opens the door, revealing a Victorian manse, with crystal chandeliers and ornate walls.

"Uhhh," You say, your mouth agape as you take it all in.

"That's right, there is no place better. Now, let's sign that contract, shall we?" She asks, pulling out a scroll. You follow her as she walks to what appears to be an office. She sits at one end and hands you the document. She already signed it with....blood.

You read it through, and it's all fairly standard, except for the fact that you are never to split, for any reason.

"Um, what's with this stipulation?" You ask her, a little scared.

"Hm? So that nobody can tear you away from me, darling." She smiles.