"And The Winner Is..."

It caused the hoped for sensation when Debbi emerged from the limo at the theatre where the awards were taking place, wearing the yellow lace body and being led on a collar and leash by Dolla. The floor of the theatre had been cleared and all the movers and shakers in the porn industry were seated around various tables. As could be expected from the nature of the awards, Debbi was far from being the only scantily clad woman in the room but being accompanied by Dolla, plus the inclusion of the collar and leash, had proved to be a coup and she remained the centre of attention as they joined a table with Jerome and Marco representing the production company.

As well as the awards, it had been arranged that Dolla would take place in an interval show, lip synching to 'All Dolla's Bitches'. Then Debbi would do likewise with the Miz No-E rap celebrating the porn industry. "I can't remember the words Jody wrote for that one" she worried. Unlike 'Dancin' in my Knickers' and the other early versions of the rap, she had not performed the porn industry one in public. "No matter" said Marco. "You're only lip synching and nobody's going to be looking at your mouth. You know the rhythm and when it is in the song that you're supposed to be rapping. Just mouth yadda yadda or rhubarb and nobody'll be any the wiser !" "I guess" Debbi agreed.

There was champagne on the table that began to be consumed in large quantities. "I should have eaten before we came" Debbi declared. As well as securing Dolla's participation, the Pussys had also pulled off another coup by persuading a well known late night host to compere the ceremony. They knew they would never be mainstream but they were trying to rid the industry of the more damaging stigmas. The host was warming up the audience nicely with a string of risqué gags that he would never have got away with on TV.

The awards themselves got off to a slow start with gongs being given out for cinematography, script writing and other technical categories. The winners were all greeted by polite applause but interest perked up when the awards for the actual performers began. "The next category is for the best performance by a non-American white female in a black on white production. And the winner is....Debbi, AKA Miz No-E !" came the announcement. "Wow, I must have beaten off hordes of competition to win that category" Debbi remarked sarcastically as she feigned surprise. "Don't knock it" said Jerome. "It cost me a few bucks to get that category added" he laughed. Dolla grabbed hold of her leash, ready to lead her up to the stage to accept the award.