lorrain1981

new TV series, "Vajina The Zombie Killer." They were competing to see who could look the most naked, like Vajina, without getting suspended. I got a kick out of the storyline, myself. But I couldn’t get all creamy and dreamy like they did. I mean, look at her build. Her muscles had absolutely no tone. She couldn’t lift a hundred pounds in real life and she’s kicking ass on a bunch of near indestructible immortals? No way. No flaking way. When it came to musculature, even then I considered myself an authority, and rightly so. I worked out and I worked my butt hard. Northern Tai chi, swimming, running, bicycling the hills kept me lean, mean and supple as a green willow branch. My dream was to compete in the Iron Man Decathlon. I knew I couldn’t