joke999
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About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1992
- Location
- United States of America
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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watch sci fi & action movies
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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comics, sci fi novels
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy
- I write erotica because
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I havent found the one erotica that has pleased me completly
- In conclusion, I am
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Someone whose tastes are hard to satisfy w/tout having to pay a shit load of dollars for. So I write my taste just to get it out of my system
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by joke999
Chapter 16 in KnockOut Dick
As Dr. Goodlove was leading Dick & Son Po down the lobby & into one of the stairway, Dick was reminded of the loud "BANG" sound he heard before arriving at the O.I. building. He tried to ask Son Po what had happened, but she kept sshhh-ing him & not answering any of his questions...
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S.B.T. Character Info (preview)
by joke999
Chapter 25 in KnockOut Dick
Sexual Boxing Tournament hosted by Desire (& Tania from B.W.L.) Male fighters Dick Biggins (OC) *Age- 30 *Feather & Middle weight Champ *Race- white *Hair- Shaved Head/ Brown *Body- Lean, but still muscular *Height- "6.0" *Athetic & tone, tan *Descrip...
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Ending 3
by joke999
Chapter 24 in KnockOut Dick
Dick's head was almost cut off from air & he couldn't think of any possible way to get out of this mess. Once again he was in a position where (from his own actions) he would be at the mercy of his female dominatrix. He struggled & thrashed a little bit more hoping is strength co...
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Ending 2
by joke999
Chapter 24 in KnockOut Dick
Dick's head was almost cut off from air & he couldn't think of any possible way to get out of this mess. Once again he was in a possision where (from his on actions) he would be at the mercy of his female dominatrix. He struggled & thrashed a little bit more hoping is strength co...
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Ending 1
by joke999
Chapter 24 in KnockOut Dick
Dick knows Louise will only pull tighter if he struggles, so his strategy is to play dead & fool Louise into thinking he's passed out. He kept silent & motionless but her grip around his neck was still tight & it hard for him to breath, he feared he would pass out soon. Fortunate...
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Dick goes for the Thrill
by joke999
Chapter 23 in KnockOut Dick
Louise sat on France's face for a good while, but her satisfaction wouldn't last for much longer. Just when she thought she was close to her orgasm, Dick grabbed her by her neck & threw her off France. "Fuckin' AssHole! You really do Anything to stop women from climaxing Don't yo...
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Nobody Expects the Louise Inquisition
by joke999
Chapter 22 in KnockOut Dick
Louise walks over Dick to get face-to-face w/t France, but she had been through too much already for Louise to give her shit. "I have half-a-mind to Beating the Ever-Loving Shit Out of Your Old-Tired ASS!!!" "Pffftt Hehehe!" Louise retorted, "I'm Not the one covered in sweat...
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Secrets are Revealed!
by joke999
Chapter 21 in KnockOut Dick
Afterwards, Dick & Frances both get cleaned up & Dick offers to help clean the floors from their mess. The room remained silent, both of them had alot to say to eachother but didn't know where to start. It only til the sunlight hit the room that Dick found the moment to speak, bu...
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Gentle as they can be
by joke999
Chapter 20 in KnockOut Dick
The fight was over, the loser has been conquered, pillaged, & plundered. The air of aggression had been cleansed from the room & ,at that moment, an aroma of calm & blissfulness was breathed in by both Dick & Frances. No more attacks, No more fast steps, No more guards to remain...
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Frances Came, Saw, & Conquered
by joke999
Chapter 19 in KnockOut Dick
Frances & Dick start off defensive, Both fighters knew they couldn't handle alot of damage. Eventually Frances tries afew jabs to see where Dick would focus his guard more. "I know this ain't a legal match, but I gotta prove I can do this without resorting to ball busting." thou...
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Frances Invades
by joke999
Chapter 18 in KnockOut Dick
2nd round begins, Frances knows she has to get more serious. Her opponent has been throwing taunts & insults throughout the fight. In her mind, she wasn't only fighting for herself, but for the reputation of the B.W.L. "He's gotta go down this round, he's got to!" she thought....
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Take a Licking
by joke999
Chapter 17 in KnockOut Dick
1st round starts, Both fighters circle around their imaginary ring. Their eyes are sharp & focused, their mouths wet w/t anticipation just waiting for the other to throw the first punch. Eventually, Dick decide start off w/t jabbing Frances tits, "THUD!" THUD!" Frances screams,...
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Fanatic Fangasm!
by joke999
Chapter 16 in KnockOut Dick
A day or so pass & Dick plane has finally reached Montreal. Anybody else would have collapsed from all the jet lag experienced from all of Dick's flights, but to him they were merely irritations that could easily be worked on w/t a good fight & a good fuck. Though the drive to Fr...
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Show No Mercy
by joke999
Chapter 7 in KnockOut Dick
Dick & Son Po grab Trixx by the arms & drag her towards the ropes, tying her there. Trixx's struggled desperately for freedom, but her master weren't having none of that. Son Po smacked her ass hard w/t her bare hand to get her to behave, then she pulls her hair while whisp...
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Yah know what, Fuck IT!
by joke999
Chapter 6 in KnockOut Dick
At first Son Po thought of several reasons to decline Dick's offer, but before she could say anything, she glanced at Trixx once more & saw her beaten, body; It helped her flashback to her earlier underground cat-fighting days. Back when she would deliver critical blo...
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