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a terrible liar, and Jeff had a knack for catching her every single time. "It’s not that bad. Most of the time I just wear earplugs. It turns the sound from pig slaughter to a cat being drowned." She heard Jeff laughing on the other end. "I knew you’d be miserable! Tell me again, why did you take this job?" Because I’m being blackmailed by a deranged sex god who’s currently freelancing as Cobain wannabe, her mind supplied. "I don’t know, for the experience." She tried. "Plus, all my expenses are covered and I don’t even need to make this into a puff piece." "Any rock stars come on to you yet?" "JEFF!" Laura chastised him. "Where the hell did that come from?" He chuckled. "I was just wondering, seeing as you are the newest