grayoldfart
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About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1963
- Location
- United States of America
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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think about writing erotica.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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the side effects footnotes on drug commercials.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy.
- I write erotica because
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it's actually more satisfying than my real sex life.
- In conclusion, I am
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a horny, 50 year old male: ended his first sexual relationship in 6 years after just two weeks because fantasy trumps reality; who loves the written word, particularly the words "euphoria" and "yes, you can touch that"; and who is up for just about anythi
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