grayoldfart

Virgin

grayoldfart was last seen:: A while ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: November 30, 1963

Location:: United States of America

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: think about writing erotica.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: the side effects footnotes on drug commercials.

My favorite word for "penis" is: dick.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: pussy.

I write erotica because: it's actually more satisfying than my real sex life.

In conclusion, I am: a horny, 50 year old male: ended his first sexual relationship in 6 years after just two weeks because fantasy trumps reality; who loves the written word, particularly the words "euphoria" and "yes, you can touch that"; and who is up for just about anythi