dirtyyoda

Virgin

dirtyyoda was last seen:: A while ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: November 30, 1989

Location:: United Kingdom

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: practice the Jedi mind trick on hot blondes.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Star Wars books, of course!

My favorite word for "penis" is: cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: cunt

I write erotica because: the Dark Side makes me do it.

In conclusion, I am: a suprisingly well hung little alien.