Alpha_Beta

Virgin

Alpha_Beta was last seen:: A while ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: November 30, 1914

Location:: United Kingdom

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: run, swim, fight, write, do, eat, sleep, be, laugh, sing, procrastinate

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: proper literature.

My favorite word for "penis" is: cholmondley warner

My favorite word for "vagina" is: engelbert humperdinck

I write erotica because: i like to write, i like erotica, and i am sooo bored right now.

In conclusion, I am: inconclusive.