Zoey's World
Or, How to be popular and social.
Chapter 1
by 
SlipperyButtonBaby
OMG!! OMG!! I can nooot believe that Lacey even did that. She is ~so~ gross. She's been IMing me to come over non-stop since "the incident" and like, I am getting pretty annoyed. Basically, when she came over she found out that my Dad sometimes gets in the hot tub naked and she was totally perving on him and even SNAPCHATTED HIS JUNK. OMG.
Then she had the nerve to tell me that my dad is hot and has a huge dick. I am so totally skeeved out right now.