Your New Life

[DISCLAIMER] THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO BE POSTED UNTIL I HAD FINISHED A GOOD FEW CHAPTERS, SO AS A RESULT, THERE ARE SOME EMPTY CHAPTERS. DONT WORRY, IM WORKING ON IT.

I laugh through my drunken burps and my slurred speech. "Man, you are a lot of fwun to hang around!" currently, I'm sitting in a family diner that I just love and have loved for most of my life. Across from me, is my date. She's a white woman with very long black hair, at least I'm Prrreeeeetty sure she's here. I'm so drunk that if someone told me she was a figment of my imagination, I would not doubt them for a second.

"I get that a lot" she says. I roll my eyes, yeah right.

"Haley, listen, I like you, y-you're cwool." I manage to squeak out. "You wanna...wanna chiill at m-my place tonight?"

She ponders it for a moment, then shows me a sly little smile. "Yeah" she says, closing the distance between us. Oh yeeha, she's going in for the kiss. I lean in across the booth's table. Puckering up my lips.

All of a sudden, I hear an annoying noise. Its degrading my will to live. Oh god, its my fucking alarm. I smack it hard and slowly get up from my bed. Rubbing my temple. Fuck, I'm so hungover. I've never been good with . NEVER. I get up from my bed, and go to my fridge to get some breakfast. Might as well, right? As I close the door, the girl from last night appears behind it. Im startled and I fall backwards. How did I not notice her?

"Hello Daaarling~" she says, in a cutesy voice.

"uuuuhhhh, Hey......" I have completely forgotten her name, fuck.

"Haley" she says, clearly disapointed.

"rrright! I remember now, sorry, has always been bad for me"

"I know, I slept with you, I can tell." she says in a very cheeky way.

Then, she raises her arm and snaps, suddenly...