You're such a nice guy

"Pass me my phone, will you?" said Jack.

Toby looked at his housemate from the kitchen. Jack's phone was on a tea table next to him, only slightly away from his reach. Toby was in the kitchen, a few steps away.

"You're closer, I'm cooking something here" said Toby.

"Yeah, I just can't be bothered to get up and you're already on your feet, so" said Jack.

Toby rolled his eyes and lowered the heat slightly. He walked over and handed over his friend the phone.

"Thanks mate" said Jack.

Toby went back into the kitchen.

"You're still going to that thing you were going to this evening?" asked Jack, without waiting for an answer he continued "you better, because I'm going out with this hot girl that works at the campus bar, I don't want you around when I'm trying to fuck her"

"Yes, I am, and it's the teacher-student-liaison committee for your information" said Toby, slightly annoyed. All Jack ever talked about was girls.Toby was into girls too. But it was annoying to hear Jack talk about it over and over and over and over again.

"Sounds like a fucking nerdfest, mate" said Jack chuckling.

"Well, it is but we're all nerds so it's fun for us" said Toby.

"Fair enough" said Jack "any hot girls there?"

"There we go again" thoguht Toby.

"Not really, there are going to be a couple of new members today, there were a couple of faculty departments that couldn't find..." Toby paused, realizing Jack didn't care about the committee's internal affairs "so I'll let you know if any of them are hot"

"Sweet girl, maybe you can get yourself some nerdy pussy" chuckled Toby.

"Yeah maybe" said Toby, rolling his eyes to himself.

Jack got up and went into his room to get ready for his date. Toby sat down to eat his food as quickly as he could. He wanted to be gone before Jack turned the house into a axe-body-spray gas chamber.