Wordplay & Prose

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Chapter/Choice Zero: Page 1 of Paige P.

Genie's are terrible at business.

They barely put in the effort to understand the wishes given to them and while its perfectly acceptable to have terms and conditions...that's not the issue. They seemingly, very intentionally, misunderstand wishes for the sake of teaching karma lessons or mere for causing troubles. It's in their nature as they are often Djinn trapped and contained in lamps. Where every issue arises is thus:

Don't they wish to be freed one day?

If not or its another matter entirely, they are then exempt from the following judgement. Genies are utterly terrible at selling and would do better if they were given a few years in fast food or to sell people up on nonsensical American insurance plans to really understand the basic issues so many of them stumble over; terrible reputation and zero effort put into achieving these wishes as desired.

What is tonight's special my dear? A terrible fate for no tip.
Well, whatever. Now that thy reading this understand my distaste for Genies who frankly deserve their imprisonment and would be better belly-dancing and living as true servants of humanity, it's about time we get to the point of this booklet you now hold.

If you are a genie, you were immediately restrained and to work in sales until you actually learn how to grant peoples wishes properly. Work with a bright beaming smile and be thankful of your gorgeous boss. You will be promoting the fetishization of Djinn in whatever reality you originate from.

If you are not a genie:
This book will grant a wish exactly as written.

Exceptions Include:

• Will not bring .
• Often misinterpreted for the perverse.
• Guarantees results.
• Cannot be longer then a sentence.
• Cannot change anything about the book or Page 1.

This book is fully destructible and will be sent to someone else in Infinity when destroyed.

This is explicit. This is page 1. I've highlighted this in orange, and underlined 'exactly' in red so that thy shall fully be aware I've done all I can to make certain you, the holder, understand. Every other page is empty and different per each holder.

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Ahem, as my first story here I'd also like to make that explicit! The writer of Page 1 is an Entity named Paige who has self-inserted themselves into a position of power targeting Genies; Immune to reality-altering, anything a Genie or Djinn can do, and having their memories messed with.

However- that's it! If you wish to write any on them, they have no other defenses and have a place set up specifically for anyone who wishes on them. They only need to make an appointment.

The contents inside the book can be seen by anyone!
I've personally been inspired by an episode of a show, and a story here where Ruby (RWBY) makes sure everyone is happy and things go awry down that path.
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