Welcome to the Nut House
You are a patient in a mental institution. And while coming to grips with your recent diagnosis, you also try your luck at getting laid while you're there.
Chapter 1
by 
jjgarces
You can't believe your life has come to this.
That's the first thing that crosses your mind as you escape out of the back of the constable cruiser and set foot on the property of your new home for a while, which also happened to be a mental institution.
After all the rigmarole of checking you in and making sure you were suitably stable enough for their purposes, you are primed for check in.
The first thing you had to do was get situated in your new home in the facility, which has you patiently waiting for your assigned unit number.