Waifu Collection Agency

*GASP* *GASP*

Hot. Too Hot. The Knob's practically on fire. Before even touching it, the heat radiating off of it can clearly be felt. The fire is no doubt raging hard on the other side.

'Dammit... Why... Why did I insist on the middle most apartment of this megacomplex? Ugh... Right. Something stupid; natural light is "bad" for my inverted sleep schedule...'

Dashing to another door, the knob is even hotter than the last. Smoke is beginning to seep into this section of the apartment megacomplex. The air is becoming slightly hazy.

'Dammit... Why did I ignore the fire alarm? Of course, it's because they touted how fire proof these apartments are... UGH! Fuck me! Doing this stupid shit to myself...'

'...I suppose that they didn't really lie, though. Even now, the fire still isn't quite able to get into this section... But it's getting really hot. How long will it stay like this?'

Several more doors, and all of them, too hot to even touch the knob. Not a single door out of this section seems usable. Suddenly, the power flickers out, the only light from some battery powered devices and a bit of light coming through the tiny seams of the doors.

'Huh... This fire has been going on for two hours now, based on that alarm... The power lasted this long?'

'...'

'URGH, FOCUS, is there some way for me to survive this...'

Suddenly, an idea. Soon, a bathtub is full of cool water.

'It's getting harder to focus... My head hurts... And I'm getting tired... I think... I think the oxygen... Is running low...'

Carefully, a lone person enters a tub of cold water, surrounded by an encroaching fire.

'So... Hard to.... Stay awake....'

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

'....Hmm..?'

*CRACK*

And the spitting image of the burning fires of hell finds its way tearing through the ceiling, heading straight for the lone person trying to hide in the tub of cold water.

And then....

Nothing.

A/N:

__My contributions will primarily be a single branch story, that may have branched spinoff arcs. I'll be setting up some shortcut links for those who just want to skip to the more 'site appropriate' content. However, this story is marked non-erotic for a reason. Primarily this is just a writing exercise to get some transmigration writing practice. Because of this, if you have any constructive criticism, please provide it in the comments! Despite the non-erotic marker, erotic content will still appear; it's simply NOT the focus. However, erotic content will almost exclusively be relegated to skipable chapters. Romantic scenes don't count as erotic content.

__However, others are more than welcome to contribute or branch off wherever they'd like, though anything added by others will require approval. To get approved by me, it simply has to be well written, by which I mean generally proper grammar and spelling, and general coherence; I'm not rating the content of the work, as to each their own.