Vacation Hook-up

The Cast

John Marinelli -- You, the main character. You are three months out of a relationship with your ex, Melissa, and are well on your way to becoming an alcoholic. You came home from work early one night and caught her screwing some asshole. Before you broke up, you and your friends booked a trip to the Bahamas, and they aren't letting you out of it. In fact, they're trying to hook you up with someone.

Doe Murphy -- The girl everyone is trying to hook you up with. She's hot! Blond hair, blue eyes, and a killer body. She is the sister of your best friend's wife. Despite both of you being in the wedding party, you've never really met her until now.

Gregory Kroy -- Greg. Your best bud from way back when. The two of you have known each other since childhood. Last year, you served as Best Man at his wedding. With the exception of you, he was the one who was most pissed off about Melissa cheating on you.

Jessica Kroy -- Greg's wife, and Doe's older sister. You met her in Philosophy 101 and almost thought about asking her out yourself. When Greg told you about how interested he was in her one day at lunch, you immediately called her over to your table and introduced them.

Mark Wallenstein -- Your roommate throughout college, you guys met at orientation and almost got kicked out of school when you shot water balloons filled with piss at the security guards. He is currently planning his wedding with his fiancé, Lauren.

Lauren Kilker -- Mark's fiancé. Another hot body from your Philosophy class. She felt really guilty about Melissa cheating on you as she hooked the two of you up. She used to date your brother, Mike, but they realized they weren't meant to be together. With his blessing, she soon started seeing Mark.

Mike Marinelli -- Your older brother. He rounded out the group of guys you hung out with. The star football player in high school, he always had a lady or twelve hanging on his arm. When he met Samantha, he fell head over heels and that was that. They dated for about eight months before he proposed. You, as his brother, were his Best Man. Now, he hopes to return the favor.

Samantha Marinelli -- Your sister-in-law. She met your brother one night five years ago at a bar, when some douche was trying to score with her. He caught the guy lacing her drink and beat the shit out of him. She fell in love with him right there on the spot.