VIP: Very Improvised Porno

You are Slam Vice, the CEO of Popout and producer of the new pornographic interview show, VIP: Very Improvised Porno, hosted by Lic McLitoris. In each episode, the makeup crew puts a different porn performer into an outlandish outfit, and once they see themselves, they'll have to make up a character and perform with Lic. It is your job to make decisions about the show to allow the guests to give the best sexual performances that they can.

For season 1, your makeup team has assembled the following costumes:

* Twins, a pair of matching outfits consisting of a black bowl-cut wig, a light blue button-down shirt, a striped tie, a sweater vest, khaki shorts, and loafers with a brown leather and white upper combination.

* Puppeteer, an outfit consisting of fake zits, fake braces, large aviator glasses, a short sleeve plaid button-down shirt over a white t-shirt, shorts, brown loafers, and a puppet wearing a white button-down shirt and tie with a brown vest and brown slacks.

* Sexy Alien, an outfit consisting of a prosthetic purple alien facemask with large black eyes, lots of purple body paint, a shimmering golden robe, chunky golden heels, and optionally a patch of golden chest hair.

* Elizabethans, a pair of costumes...