Total Alteration

You, John Doe, have recently not had much luck with anything. You were shot down by a very prestigious school, blew your chances with not just one or two but four different girls, and have been living with you're crazy clean freak stepmom and hardheaded dad. But today as you drag yourself out of bed just feels different. As you are walking to your door you step on something. You reach down and pick up what turns out to be an envelope with your name on it. You open it and on the inside it says, "John, you now have the powers of mind control, time warping, and material/reality warping. We have noticed you have had some not so great luck lately and wish to reward you to help you feel better, enjoy." Still in your usual morning haze begin to first question who this "we" is but then realize what this letter is saying. If it is true you can do basically anything.