Things she said that turned me on..

This is a list of things I remember during my relationship with my girlfriend that really turned me on. Sort of running somewhat chronologically. In many of these instances and were involved:

When we first watched porn together she would comment on how big the cocks on the screen were all the time, saying things like 'look at the size of that one' all the while holding my cock. It was really humiliating because she was so shocked by the size so obviously thought they were a lot bigger than me.

She once early on very seriously asked me whether I felt much having sex with her when she was wet which clearly inferred that she didn't feel me much.

When I first asked her over a skype call whether she honestly thought my dick was a thin or not, there was a pause and then she slightly tentatively said 'yes...' sort of slightly stifling a snigger as she did.

She called me on skype drunk once whilst I was playing a video game and kept telling me what a thin dick i had. She was laughing a lot about it and and saying a 'little bit of girth makes a big different'...

When I was fucking her from behind on the sofa and seemed like she wasn't feeling much she turned around and looked at me smirking and just said 'your cock...' and started laughing.

At one point she would regularly send me dirty jokes or porn that would be suggestive. This used to really turn me on because it would sometimes come out of nowhere. For example she randomly sent me a porn clip of a girl sucking a really fat cock and said words to the effect of 'look at how fat his cock is' - obviously inferring it was a lot bigger than mine and much more impressive. Or one time she randomly sent me a porn clip featuring a group of guys where one guy had a noticeably smaller dick. When I pointed him out she said 'lol, yeah he reminded me of you!'. Sometimes it would just be an image but it would often be inadvertently mocking me. I got very turned on when she would or humiliate me by sending me something like this, a picture or video provide a visual situation where it occurred, like I would be someone in the scene or she would place me in the scene somehow.

She said once smirking 'You'd get your dick out at an orgy?....yeah right'. Inferring that she thought I had a small dick.

When I came very quickly once, as she realised I was cumming she chuckled and sort of sighed...then in a patronising tone said 'there you go again ey...'

She told me she'd thought it would be funny to take me down to the pub with a sign round my neck saying 'I've got a small penis, please fuck my girlfriend for me' and then make me go around asking the men in the pub if they had a big dick and if they did ask them if they wouldn't mind fucking my her for me because I wasn't up to it.

The way she referred to my dick sometimes e.g. as a 'thin pole', described as a 'puny', as a 'thin' or 'skinny' dick.

Watching a porn with her once she said 'he probably had a bigger dick than you when he was 10' referring to one of the guys on the screen with a big cock. A few times after that she would say I had a 'little boys dick' or a 'thin dick the size of a 10 year olds'.

I was wanking in front of her watching a porn with a black guy with a huge cock fucking some woman... She said '...look at that dick in your hand and then look at his dick...yeah that's right, wank that thin little dick you pathetic little sissy, are you watching that big dick on the screen? I bet you wish you had a dick that big, I bet you are jealous arent you?...It's not fair is it...'he's got a big fat cock like that and you've got such a skinny useless dick' (sort of mockingly in my voice)...awww...' - she was laughing throughout...

When we were watching a porn scene with a woman perched on a sofa sucking off 3 massive black cocks. After telling me she thought it would be funny if I was there with my dick out as I'd look ridiculous next to them and that they'd have a good laugh at my expense... she went on to say that if I was there they would me stand on the sofa and thrust my dick about back and forth for comedic value. She laughed at this idea a lot, found the idea of me being to do this a very funny image especially as 'my little face would be going red with embarassment' as I was doing it...

Once she described how she would like to take me to a supermarket and find a guy down a deserted aisle. Initially she'd make me pull penis out in front of him with her saying to him that 'this was what she had to work with' she would then get him to get out his much bigger cock and then wank him off in front of me whilst I was made to tell him that 'his dick was much bigger than mine and I wish I had one as big as him'. Then she got a bit nastier as people in the shop came and watched on she made me kneel down in front of him so he could 'spunk all over my face'. Afterwards in front of everyone at this supermarket I was made to say thank you to him for jizzing on my face as it's exactly what I deserve for having such a small penis...she then walked me round the supermarket afterwards and did a proper shop with me following her still covered in some random guys cum with the people in the shop laughing at me. This turned me on a lot because she was so nasty and seemed to really enjoy me being degraded in this way.

One time when she had had a few drinks she described what would happen if she brought 5 guys home to fuck her with me there. When they arrive I am told to pull my pants down but I refuse and so she gets 2 of the guys to grab me and forcibly pull them down. They all crack up laughing at my penis and take pictures on their phone so they can show others. They get their cocks out and of course they are all much bigger than me. She then starts sucking them off as a couple of the guys strip me completely naked and push me down on all fours. They then stick a dildo up my ass in front of her whilst laughing and me to crawl around the room like that whilst I have to keep saying loudly that I am 'a pussy with a pathetic little cock'...this is as they are taking turns fucking her and cumming on her. One guy then blows a big load inside of her, walks over to me and starts pissing on my head. She laughed a lot when describing this as obviously thought the image of a man with a big dick pissing on my head after fucking her and humilating me so badly was a funny scene.

When watching a porn clip of a girl comparing two cocks and humiliating the smaller cock she told me honestly that I was 'definitely smaller' than the smaller guy being humiliated and his dick was clearly much 'fatter' than mine. She was right.

When fucking me she whispered in my ear that she couldn't really feel much. She also said to me during sex once that 'you've got such a pencil dick...'

Watching a porn clip of a bunch of guys with their cocks out and one guy with the smallest dick on the outside not being able to get any action she said 'that'd be you, just wanking your little dick at the back hiding away embarassed'.

Watching a guy prematurely ejaculate in a porn clip after 5 seconds she said 'that'd be you, a couple of pumps in and out and then blowing your load in front of everyone laughing at you'.

She laughed hysterically once when describing a man fucking her with my face so close to her pussy watching that his sweaty balls were constantly slapping me in the face with each thrust. She obviously found this image very funny and it turned me on knowing she was laughing at the thought of me being degraded so nastily.

When I asked her how I honestly compared to previous boyfriends and whether they were bigger than me and she said in a casual and offhand way that they generally all had fatter dicks than me and that I was way down at the bottom of the scale girth wise. She seemed like she was telling the truth.

She also asked me once whilst I was wanking in front of her 'how it felt to have the thinnest dick of all the men she'd slept with' and did it make me feel like 'a pathetic excuse of a man'.

She told me that if we went out and a man asked her what I was like in bed she'd 'have to be honest' and tell him that 'a few pumps and i blow my load' and not only that I had a 'skinny little dick' that she couldn't really feel much.

When I asked her to choose an association between two words bully and wimpy regarding my dick and she seemingly honestly said 'wimpy' without any deliberation. It wasn't a hard decision.

When she told me about taking me down to the gym to humiliate me. She said she would make me wear tight lycra shorts that would be so tight they'd clearly show the outline of my dick so everyone could see. She would make me run on the running machine so everyone could see it flopping about. She would pull my shorts down so people in the gym could see how small my dick is and have a laugh. She would then take me into an aerobics class and make me stand at the front in my shorts doing the aerobics so everyone could see my thin little dick jiggling about and laugh at me.

In one scenario she descrbed we were in a hotel and I was lying conked out on the bed naked after drinking too much. A young 'stud' who was hotel staff came to the door and would see me on the bed with my flacid dick out. He would start chuckling and in the end show her his dick which was really big. He would make her beg him to fuck her by saying 'please fuck me like my boyfriend can't with your big fat cock'. He'd then fuck her on the bed whilst I was still lying there asleep with my penis exposed. He'd slide his cock in and tease her, not give her more unless she admitted how pathetic I was and how he was much more of a man. He'd use her like a whore whilst she verbally humiliated me to him as he seemed to enjoy it. In the end he cums and leaves. The next day I try fucking her and she can't feel anything, realises she is going to have to find a big cock to cheat on me with now.

She once told me she would take me out and then to the back of a bus to sit next to a guy there... She's would then start casually telling him that I was her boyfriend but I was crap in bed and always blowing my load after a few pumps. She'd then ask him if he thought he had a bigger dick than me and he'd say he didn't know as he hadn't seen mine. Then she'd tell me to get it out and show him, which would make them both laugh. He'd then pull out his much fatter cock and proceed to fuck her on the back seat next to me whilst she told me to 'stroke my dick like a pathetic loser' and watch. They both would then constantly mock and deride me as he fucked her. They'd then make me stand up on the chair in the corner of the bus with my pants down, dick showing as the bus drove around so that everyone driving by could see how small my dick was. When he came he would pull out and she would take his cock in her hand and point at me still wanking my cock, he would then squirt his come all over my chest and clothes whilst laughing at me. She would then walk me out of the bus and all the way home past people whilst still with his cum all over my clothes.