The shrink ray

A young man in his early twenties is taking a hike through the woods when he sees a shiny metallic box sticking out of the dirt

Curious he bends down to investigate it and when he opens it he finds a gun that looks a little bit alien

He notices the gun has one button on it that says shrink

He set it to shrink and points it at a giant oak tree towering above him and pulls the trigger

Before you know it the once giant oak tree is barely two feet tall as he looks down at it

He was never the most popular guy in the world so the thought of him being able to shrink people and keeping them as his personal property gave him a huge erection in his shorts

He quickly puts the gun in his backpack and heads home

As he's walking to his car in the parking lot he notices an absolutely gorgeous woman in her late 30s

He decides it's now or never to see if it works on humans and quickly points the gun at the car she just got into and pulls the trigger