The misadventures of an Elf Futa's Nuts

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a young Elf Futanari named Nyai. I have blonde hair I wear in different styles, bright green eyes, a nice pair of tits and i pack eight inches when hard. Now like most Futa Elves my balls can literally be smashed to a liquefied pulp one day and be completely healed the next, I can be castrated one day and grow a new pair by the next. Now that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt to be hit in the nuts just like it would any normal Joe. It is an advantage however if you sometimes like getting hit in the ol'e bean bag like i occasionally do. There's a time and place for everything though and sometimes and in certain situations I really hate that shit. I stand five feet tall and weigh a hundred and ten pounds and I'm quite the little beauty. I'm an adventurer who's pretty handy with a sword as well as spells. Well that's enough about me , let's get too my story!