The game of cuntbusting

After a good day of work, you begin to head home. However, this time you decided a quick de-tour to a GameStop. Your friends have been talking about a brand new game that had just came out, saying the usual junk when a new game came out. "Oh it's the best game ever!" "This game makes my dick rock hard!" "I like the last game better." "It's definitely the Game of the year." You know, all the same junk. Still, you never heard this much hype for any other game before, and that has caught your attention. Plus with your local GameStop having a sell on brand new game, you thought "eh-why not."

With that thought in mind, you pick up the game for 30 bucks. Then continue your trip home, arriving home, you do all your quick chores. Check your mail, walk and feed your dog, cook dinner for yourself, ect ect. Now done with everything, you walk towards your gaming set up, pop in the disc into your PC and being to boot up the game.

A quick loading screen pops up, and-"Cuntbusters!" Blares the game through your headphones, you winch from the loud noise, and quick lower the volume. Pressing enter, the screen darkens, and a cartoony white women with blond hair and bun ontop dress like a secretary pops up. "Ah! Welcome player, I'm Isabel your spirt controller, and I'm greatest asset to help you in the game. Are you new to this game? and wish you know about the world your about to in? If so, then click yes right here." She points to the right, and a yes and no option appears. "If not, then just click no to move on."