The Village of Seishigakure

Chapter 1 - Assigning the Mission

SCOUT REPORT: Seishigakure, AKA "The Village Hidden in Sperm"

Was sighted two months ago by multiple scouting parties of Chunin and Jonin. Village population size seems to be around 2 to 3 thousand at the moment. Recent sightings have confirmed that the village is growing at a rapid pace, conquering more territory within the Land of Earth seemingly every day. Sightings have also confirmed strange customs involving their female civilians; all in the nude and collared, and either being walked like dogs, or tortured and in the street.

Village architecture seems to be similar to Konoha, except with more phallic-shaped buildings. Village's attire seems to consist of black and red flak jackets, with a headband with a symbol of a fist inside of the male sex symbol. No female ninja were spotted in any sightings.

Intel confirms Seishigakure ninja have been conquering nearby smaller towns and settlements within its vicinity, converting their populations into their belief systems involving poor treatment of women and a strange lionization of men. Intel also confirms male and females, both ninja and civilians alike, disappeared within 100 miles of the village outskirts. More research is needed.

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The aged yet slim hands of the Fifth Hokage gripped the document tightly. She had only heard murmurs of this new, strange village in passing. At first, she didn't pay it any mind; she assumed it was just some wannabe warlords or bandits attempting to seize power with an easy target. But the more she read and hear about Seishigakure, the more she started to worry. Not only were their beliefs inside the village themselves backwards, but they were forcing others to adopt them. If this doesn't stop soon, their influence could spread even further, possibly even to Konoha's own walls.

"Lady Tsunade… are you alright?" asked Shizune, the brown-haired assistant to the female legendary Sanin. Tsunade's eyes were glaring daggers through the sheet in her hands, being unable to take them off of what she was reading. She set the paper down and looked to Shizune, her face a mixture of anger and determination.

"We need to do something, Shizune. This village is grabbing up any power it can find and subjecting women alongside their conquest."

Shizune looked at the Hokage, worried. "What do you suggest we do, then?"

Tsunade clasped her hands together and rested her chin on them in thought, closing her eyes for a moment. After a few seconds, her eyes opened, coming up with an idea on what to do with the seemingly new threat on the horizon.

"We need to send a team to that village. To study them, learn their customs, their culture, why they are the way they are, and what they're up to."

Shizune nodded in agreement. "Of course. But if I may, Lady Tsunade, given the village's treatment of women, would it be wise to send any kunoichi on this mission?

Tsunade pondered the question…

The Fifth Hokage shut her eyes again, coming up with a plan that while effective would mean doing something to her own villagers that she would never want to do under any other circumstance; them.

Tsunade laid her arms out on her desk. "Since this village seems to be male-dominated, and we haven't been able to infiltrate the inside of the village to see what it's actually like in there beyond some of our scouts spying on them from the tops of trees, the best thing to do would be to send a squad of mostly women and one man."

Shizune's eyes widened, her face getting slightly red. "L-Lady Tsunade! A-are you saying that we should-"

"If it means stopping a threat to the Leaf, then yes", Tsunade said sternly, completely cutting off her assistant. Shizune sighed at the Hokage's stuborn nature, but ultimately obeyed.

"Alright, then. Which girls did you want the Squad to consist of?"

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Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga and Tenten all stood in the office of the Fifth Hokage, wondering what sort of mission would require such a unique combination of them to fulfill. None of the three were particularly close to one another; hell, they weren't even apart of the same teams. While Ino was crossing her arms in a disinterested fashion, Tenten was standing dilligently at attention, all her brain power directed towards the old woman in front of her. Hinata was standing quietly, tapping the tips of her fingers together, her eyes nervously wandering around the room, waiting for someone to say something.

Ino uncrossed her arms and put one of her hands on her hips, directly facing the Sanin. "Why did you request us specifically, Lady Tsunade?"

Tsunade's chin was on her hands again, trying to shoo her mind away from the unpleasent thoughts about what might happen to the three girls in front of her.

"You girls are needed for a special mission involving the infiltration of a new village. You three haven't had a full-fledged mission in a while, and I know you're itching to do some work in the name of Konoha. Am I right?"

The girls all shook their heads yes in unison.

"Well, you're in luck, because this mission in particular is a B-rank mission."

The girls' eyes widended in surprise. A B-rank mission? For the strange mix of the three girls who almost never talk to one another? What's going on?

"But Lady Tsunade", said Tenten, looking a bit confused, "we still don't understand why you want us specifically."

Tsunade closed her eyes again. "I'll tell you that when your fourth team member gets here."

Just then, the door leading to her office opened, revealing a teenager with spiky blonde hair and a colorful orange and black jumpsuit. He walked in with a bright, almost contagious smile, not even registering who else was in the room before opening his mouth.

"I'm here, Granny Tsunade!"

The five ladies in the room looked to the source of the voice, seeing none other than the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox kid and knuckleheaded ninja himself, Naruto Uzumaki. He waved towards the Fifth, barely even acknowledging her authority over him. The other girls' reactions varied; Ino and Tenten looked surprised, Shizune looked slightly annoyed, Tsunade herself kept the serious look on her face, and Hinata's was face was as bright as a cherry at the sight of the boy.

He walked up to the desk of the Hokage with his hands behind his head in a relaxed pose. "I'm ready for my next mission! I've been training really hard, and I can't wait to-"

"This is not a combat mission, Naruto", Tsunade exclaimed, startling the boy as he yelped back in a comical manner. "This is an infiltration mission, you can't go headfirst into it to complete it."

Naruto groaned. "Ah, come on! Are you serious? I wanted to test out some new jitsu I've been working on! Why am I even here if you don't want me to fight?"

The Hokage stifled out an annoyed grunt. Shizune noticed this and decided to interject.

"Because you're the only one Lady Tsunade trusts with a mission like this, Naruto. All the other boys would probably get some… inappropriate ideas."

A confused expression appeared on Naruto's face. "Other boys?"

Before Shizune could respond, Tsunade intercepted her. "Out of all the men in the Hidden Leaf, you are without a doubt the dumbest when it comes to how us women operate. Which is why I'm entrusting you to pretend to own these girls."

A shocked expression appeared on all their faces. "WHAT? OWNED?"

The Hokage sighed. "Yes, owned, as in, Naruto will pretend to own you three girls. For this mission, he is your master."

The three girls and Naruto kept their shocked faces, all of them beet red just like Hinata was, who looked like she was about to pass out in complete embarrassment.

Ino stomped her foot at the command from the leader of the village. "It's bad enough I have to team up with this hyper-active idiot, but pretend that he OWNS me? Like I'm a piece of meat?"

Naruto got offended at the insult. "Hey! I'm not-"

"This is completely ridiculous, Lady Tsunade. What would we even do this for?" asked Tenten, just as disgusted as Ino was.

Tsunade laid her arms out on her desk. "There's a village in the Land of Earth that's been growing more powerful, lately. Seishigakure; the Village Hidden in Sperm."

The four of them looked at her like she was joking. "The village hidden in sperm? What kind of gross weird name is that?" asked Ino, becoming even more confused at the task at hand.

"The village is extremely patriarchal, seemingly to an almost cult-like degree", explained Shizune. "They've been growing more and more in the last few weeks, and Lady Tsunade sees them as a threat to the village."

Tsunade looked at the team of four with an intimidating stare. "We cannot go idly by and let innocent lives be taken advantage of by this new village. Hundreds, maybe thousands of women could be getting abused in that village, and all the while travelers are dissapearing just being around it. The only way to stop them without starting an all-out war is by pretending to be them."

The girls and Naruto looked at their fearless leader with a mix of surprise and understanding. They didn't like the fact that she was making sense with her logic, but they understood it.

"As for why I picked you girls specifically? Your schedules weren't full."

Ino and Tenten looked at her with angry expressions. Hinata stared at the ground.

Tsunade stood up. "Are you four willing to do what it takes to help the people of the ninja realm? To help those you call your friends, your family?"

The two strong-willed girls looked at each other, then Naruto, who was looking at them as well. Naruto looked at Hinata, who was still looking at the floor. He thought about what could happen to her if these guys Granny Tsunade were talking about were real threats. He couldn't stand it. Hinata noticed this and looked at the boy, noticing his gaze at her. She shook her head at him.

The four teens turned to the Hokage with a determined look. "Yes, Lady Tsunade!" they all shouted in unison.

The Fifth smiled. "Good. And Naruto, since you're 'the man', you'll be leading this team."

Naruto gave a "hmm" to her command. Tsunade took out a scroll and handed it to him.

"These are the supplies you'll need to pose as a master and his girls. Make sure to pick them up from the village before you leave. You'll all be deployed tomorrow. Good luck."

With that, the four bowed and left the room, leading Lady Tsunade to her worried thoughts. She was worried what the kids in that squad might find on their mission. All she could do is wait and hope for the best.