The Unreal Slutty Housewives of

The Production Company was scrambling to save it big money maker series, the 'Real Housewives' series from being canceled. The audience surveys had told them that the Audience had gotten tired of seeing the same drunken antics every week, too much loose, bigger implants, flirting with every guy with a dong, and endless bitchy squabbling over who's skirt was slutty short, who flashed their tits and the others step-son or daughter, had done or said something out of bounds, rude or stupid. They had to save the series, the current crop of air-headed sluts just weren't cutting it, so they had to game to get the viewers interested again!

The cast was at loss, if the show was canceled, no more free money for being what they were, no more fame for just being a rich slut. What would they do, most had divorced their rich husbands and they were living the high life!

Everyone thought they were doomed, until a production assistant, Candy Connors announced an idea. She had been relegated to reading all the letters they got about the show as well as the fan mail and the 20 year old had started to separate the letters into categories. They were decided between those who loved everything about the show, less and less of those as time went on, and idea got stale. Those still liked the show by wanted the Drunken Bitch's to have consequences for flashing their tits, or going over the top when flirting with a guy they didn't even know. Finally the largest group who seriously wanted the sluts to be arrested for drunk driving, humiliated by female police officers, and made to pay for their stupid behavior! Some were more wanting to see the angry wife or girlfriend beat the ass of the 'bitch'.

The Production Assistant suggested that they add some consequences to the show and see what it did for the ratings. They had like 8 eposodes left so the Ok was given along with, the proviso that if she worked, she would promoted to Senior Production Associate, of it failed she would be blamed and be the former Junior Production Assistant.

The new contracts were drawn up and the Housewives all signed without looking any further then the amount they'd be paid per episode. The ink dried and the script outlines were processed and locations booked and even some of step-kids got larger roles in the show!

Candy Connors went from lowly Production Assistant, to Senior Production and was overseeing the majority of the show. She needed idea's and the first she came up with, were to send two of the 'Housewives' slumming into a 'Biker Bar'.