The Turner

Oh fuck that hurts! You wake up with a throbbing headache pounding at the inside of your temples. Your hands clutch your head as you try to wake up and think clearly.

After ten or so agonizing seconds, the headache abruptly vanishes. If the headache felt undeserved, it's vanishing like that feels weird and creepy and far more terrifying. As you crawl out of bed, you are suddenly hit with an insight - as of this moment, if you make someone cum, they'll change their sexual preferences to include you. As much as the headache vanishing had been creepy, this sudden and specific knowledge is far more. A quick glance in the mirror reveals your body as you ponder what to do about this new found knowledge.