The Slut Formula

My name is David Smith. I would say I'm a genius, but that's a bit of an understatement. You see, I worked for a laboratory called Beaugenics when I was 20. It was a lousy job, but they gave me access to everything I needed to conduct my experiments and the space I required. By 25 I had almost done it, created a formula that could alter a person's very body. It just needed some test subjects. Unfortunately, that's when the company went under and declared bankruptcy. Everything the company owned, including my formula was to be confiscated. To prevent this from happening I destroyed all of it but one vial, which I carefully injected into myself and went home. The morning after I woke up to find my formula was a complete success. Not only were my muscles more toned, but my above average member went from 8 inches to 14!

Taking all the money I stashed from my job I decided to move far away from where Beaugenics was stationed. That's how I ended up here in sunny California as a professor in a small college as a creative writing professor of all things. But how better to select my test subjects, then a bunch of California college girls!

5 years later

Over the last five years I have been attempting to recreate my serum using my own blood. At least I have a sample I believe is worth a shot. Now all I have to do is find a good test subject, or two, or three.

Sitting at my desk I look through the thin crowd of students, most of which are freshmen girls looking to write dreamy fanfiction of some romantic relationship that never happened in a movie or book.

One of which is Jesse Dilainy. A slender goth girl who wears a baggy sweater, over top of her school uniform, and instead of the shoes she is supposed to wear, she wears studded leather boots that go up to her knees. Technically I could write her up for it, but I have a better idea.