The Perverted Life of Matthew Abbott

When you have supernatural powers, the impossible becomes possible. My name is Matthew Abbott and I have psychic superpowers. 18 years ago, an ordinary married couple gave birth to a not so ordinary baby boy. I started talking when I was just 14 days old, without using my voice. Soon after, I started walking when I was one month old... in the air, and at one year old, I ran my first errands.

Now I'm a high school student. I can bent spoons like any good psychic and I can win any corporate giveaway I want. My life is a dream come true. That is what you're thinking, right? Well, let me drop some truth bombs. Bending spoons offers no practical applications whatsoever and just makes it harder to eat and winning corporate giveaways can only be done four times, tops, before it becomes obvious that I somehow cheated.

"...and where the hell is that?"

I found my dad outside. He's what I guess you'd call a femboy, though it's a little downplayed now that he's middle-aged. He sports a pair of glasses and black hair and his penis is seven inches smaller than mine.

"Matt, welcome home, my son." he said. "You're running kinda late today, huh?"

Why is dad sitting in front of the house?

"I'll get right to the point, Matt, I'm locked outta the house." he said. "Can you open it up for your old pap?"

Are you kidding? Again? I used psychokinesis to unlock the door for him.

"Wow, I love those psychic powers of yours, they're just so sneaky." dad said.

Don't call them sneaky.

"With those kinds of powers, think of all the things you can do." my dad thought.

Keep your dark thoughts to yourself, dad.

"Who is that, Matt?" my mom asked.

She's 37 years old but looks to be about my age. She has long black hair that reaches her waist and is tied into a ponytail with a ribbon.

"Ah, we'll talk more later." dad panicked.

I followed dad inside.

"I can't believe you changed the locks on me again." my dad complained to my mom.

"I hope you're hungry, Matt, I'm making you breaded pork chops for dinner." mom said.

"And now you're choosing to ignore me." dad said. "Besides, I told you I wanted to have steak."

My parents have been fighting a lot ever since I fucked my mom.