The Perfect Job?

Sitting in my recliner, in my one-bedroom apartment. I can hear the tv in the background, though my mind is elsewhere. All I can do at the moment is go over in my mind what the doctor told me. I just could not fathom this, but every time I shift, move my leg or walk, I get the reminder that it is true.

My name is James Hanover. I am a simple 19-year-old. I work for an IT company, as well as go to school part time getting my IT certificates. I am over 6 feet tall; my hair is shaggy and brown; I always have some form of stubble on my face. I am not scrawny, but I am certainly not muscular, I would use the word unremarkable.

That is until I woke up this morning in massive pain. Looking down between my legs, my balls enlarged to the size of softballs. Of course, I rushed myself to the emergency room. Despite being in pain, though it is faster for me to get there myself, seeing as how I live across the street from a major hospital.

The doctors never saw anything like it, I was in there for hours. Blood was taken, vitals taken, hell, they even took a semen sample. That was not embarrassing at all (Sarcasm). After all that testing, they figured out it was not cancer or any life-threatening disease.

Apparently, I have a condition, that manifests randomly. No one knows what the exact cause is, but it only affects one in a billion men. There have been only eight cases in known medical history, now nine. Somewhere in there is a ninth wonder of the world joke.

So now my balls are the size of softballs, not easy to deal with. On top of that, I apparently produce an obscene amount of semen, which causes me to ejaculate about six cups of fluid with every orgasm. This has also sped up my libido, which makes me hard almost every hour, as well as leaking precum almost constantly. Oh, and the cherry on top, I am hyper potent, the doctor even said I could get a woman pregnant who is on birth control. Though that I highly doubt.

So that is why, I am sitting here, staring off into space. My cock hard as a rock, despite ejaculating less than an hour ago. Which by the way, I have to do in the shower, do to how much I expel. Wondering how exactly I am going to deal with this issue.