The Orgasm Gun

"HAVE YOU HAD TROUBLE WITH WOMEN? NO LONGER! GRAB THE ORGASMOTRON 3000 AND ALL YOUR TROUBLES WILL DISAPPEAR!"

It's kind of hard to believe what you're seeing, as the internet advertisement flashes in your face. You thought your adblock would block shit like this, but it seems that this ad doesn't count as malicious. You look at the ad again and decide what the hell, you may as well look.

Of course you've had trouble with women. You're not sure if any man ever hasn't. You're just an average, slightly nerdy guy and you're not terribly great with getting a girlfriend. You have friends, of course. You're not really sure what those American movies were going on about; your school life in Australia is going well and all the bullying stopped the moment everyone started driving cars. You have a decent amount of friends and you generally get on well with everyone in your year.

The advert leads you to an odd website, a promotional splash image taking up most of the screen. The image is of 'The Orgasmotron 3000', a contraption that looks vaguely like a science fiction pistol. It's small enough to be hidden in a pocket, or in the palm of your hand, as another picture demonstrates. You read a bit of the blurb.
"The Orgasmotron 3000 is the leading edge of synchronous wave technology. When fired it projects an invisible beam at the target, which on contact gives them stimulation in the erogenous zones. In layman's terms, this gives the target a spontaneous, instant and intense orgasm! The device does no harm, so you can use it without any lasting effects! Prank friends! Or spice up your bedroom life? It's for you to decide! For only AU $14.95 the Orgasmotron 3000 can be yours today!"

Well if anything it's cheap, and if it doesn't work it would still make a cool looking desk ornament. You grab your card and put in the payment details. The website assures you that a package will be delivered to you as soon as possible.

The package comes to you on the next week. When it arrives you're surprised at this plain brown box addressed to you and with no return adress, but when you open it later in your room you remember what you did last week. The scepticism comes back when you see the little gun. It's powered by a pair of AAA batteries, and does indeed fit in the palm of your hand. It looks like a kid's toy. On each side are little dials. On the right is 'Intensity' and on the left is 'Time', with a colour code moving from green to red, and a white option labelled 'safe'. Hell, they put a safety on it.

Well, nothing left but to try it out. But on who exactly?