The Naked Pizza Delivery Boy

Danny finished putting on his new work uniform. He thought he looked absolutely ridiculous in the black pants and polo that prominently featured the pizza shop’s logo. He’d give anything to not have to wear it.

He grabbed the pizzas he’d been assigned to deliver and walked out to the delivery car. It only took a few short minutes for him to drive to the first neighborhood he had to deliver to.

When he got out of the car, he went back to grab the first pizza box he’d be delivering and closed the door. However, he now found himself unable to move. His uniform had gotten stuck in the car door!

Danny grunted in frustration and tried to free himself. The door wouldn’t open back up, no matter how hard he tried, so he tried to pull himself away from the door, hoping that his uniform wouldn't get too badly torn. After some struggling, he managed to get away from the car with a resounding RRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP.

He stumbled before finding his footing and rang the doorbell. However, Danny felt a slight draft and upon looking down, realized that he was naked, save for his shoes and socks. The tattered remains of his uniform (and underwear) still hung from the delivery car.

The front door of the home opened and Danny let out a little yelp of surprise.

“Um… hi!” he stuttered out, “Uh, uh, pizza delivery.”