The Meta-Story

(Doe will be used as a name for a female character in one part of this)

I have long been annoyed by two things: stories that are in second person, that tell me that I'm some 6'4" 200 pound Fabio, and these "meta-stories" that don't ask for gender or anything like that. Because of this, I will make a "meta-story," where before anything happens, you can select your gender, age, appearance in general, and so on. Due to the fact that this might involve some celebrity stuff, and this is a fan fiction of those "virtual reality" stories, I'll put this in "Fan Fiction." Yeah, we're going to skip all the "virtual reality" bullshit trip though.

Okay, pick your gender, first of all.