The Job

Your name is John and you are running low on money and you decided you need to get a job. You have just graduated college and you decide you want a job that involved pretty women.
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As you look through the newspaper, your eyes catch sight of something. The ad reads:

If you are looking for a job, come on in to FST where the best jobs are! This is an All-Female job, but today, we are also looking for one lucky male! To apply for a position, please call (777) 455-1337 or visit our website at http://www.fst/is/the/uber/coolness/so/apply/now/or/else.net. Of course you can always find us in person. Our address is at 2258 North Pretty Girls Avenue.

Your eyes bulge in delight as you read the ad.

You think to yourself. "Wow! A job with only women! A dream come true! I have to apply!"

As you memorize the address, you find your best looking suit and rush out the door. After several minutes, you arrive at FST Headquarters.

You see a tall building with walls on the sides. As you walk to the entrance, you see two female guards.

One of the calls out, "Hey handsome! What's a sexy man like you doing here all alone?" as she winks slyly at you.

The other guard calls out, "I hope you be our manager. We haven't had such a sweet treat in years!"

Nervously, you answer with...