The Fuck Club

You are currently living the #fantagefamelyf at the moment. Pinkstardust has left fantage, leaving you to take her place as the fantagian with the highest level - currently at Level 6969.

You're currently wandering around Fantage in aimless circles, pondering over what exactly you are going to do with your life. You have every single item ever on Fantage so there is literally nothing on your wishlist. You have sixty nine moviestar hairs (and no one is getting any) and you have spent an overwhelmingly huge sum of money on your fantage addiction. You're failing at school at the moment and honestly, there is no hope anymore.

Your friend Alex logs on and messages you on Fantage PM, telling you to meet him near your local Target for a little bit of 'magic'. You render this through your mind for a moment, wondering if the 'magic' would be 'Fantage Game Cards', sexual magic or something else.