The Erotic Adventures of UTG Cumshot

The Erotic Adventures of the UTGSS ComeShot

Episode 1

Captain's Log:

I am Captain Samuel Watson, Captain of the UTGSS CumShot. We are a deep space exploration to chart the unknown regions beyond our frontiers. Our mission is to seek out new resources and planets to colonize and make contact with all civilizations. This is my first command, my first ship to make first contact, I am excited. I have a top-flight crew. My XO is Commander William (Bill) Long; Bill was with me on our last assignment a definitely by the book man. This is not a bad trait. Considering some of my off-the-wall ideas.

The Head of the Sciences and Medical departments is Dr. Racheal Van Muir. She is one of the top specialists in the field of XenoBiology and a top-flight MD. I would love to do some biology with her 36 DD, 5'9" long flowing red hair, with skin like alabaster. Dr. Van Muir could have had any post in the fleet and I have her. I have heard that she has a mouth that would make a sailor blush.

My third in command and head of Engineering is my friend Lt. Commander Aswan Kelly. He is Irish and Indian (subcontinent). A very exotic look with black hair, soft light mocha color, and the greenest eyes I have ever fallen in love with. Aswan was the lead developer of both the sensors on the ship as well as the engines. We have been friends and lovers for many years I look forward to spending some time with my friend.

One of the craziest people on my crew is Lt. Buck More. Buck is the pilot for this curse. He can make ships do things that even the designers never knew a ship could do. I witnessed him flying a Command Cruiser upside down and backward into the spaceport and never scratching the paint. Let's just say that command was glad to see him assigned to my crew. God help us in a fight. I think that the Admiral is still cleaning out his shorts.

The last post of my command team is Lt. Heidi Mastersin. She is the ship's Weapons, Navigation and Communication. HER last station on the Enterplop under Captain Jimmie Burke. For some reason, Jimmie liked young Russian boys who could understand Heidi has better figures.

I have some 20 other crew under my command.

MY SHIP.

It is a standard long-range exploration craft used by the UTG. The bridge is set up with the captain command couch in the center and the pilot stationed directly ahead. Navigation, Weapons, and communication are set to the right of the command couch. To the left is sciences and engineering my quarters are behind Navigation. The main science labs are off the left directly aft of the command couch. Directly behind the command chair, which is more like a couch, is the stairwell. We are not big enough for one of those fancy Turbo Lifts.

So Going up one flight you come to crew quarters, science labs, and environmental and the top of engineering. Now if you head down one flight here are the main living quarters for most of the crew. On this deck are Medical, the Galley, labs, and Main Engendering. This is where the crew eats sleep works an fucks. At the bottom of the ship are the sensor, shuttle bay, hold, and lower engineering.

The UTGSS CumShot is no beauty queen but she is fast and packs a punch. She carries 8 heavy Particle Beam Cannons, 40 Anti-matter torpedoes, heavy shielding and armored, and a Tractor Beam. She is no sissy ship she will bitch slap the hell out of any Light Cruiser.

I am excited about this upcoming mission and expect the crew to do well.