The Celebrity Resort

Following the devious enactment of various pieces of legislation, it came to pass that any celebrity hoping to maintain a public appearance, including the production of entertainment content, had to engage in the 'public support of the sexual and salacious arts, including at bare minimum the personal engagement of perverse acts for the betterment of the general public'. In lamen's terms, celebrities maintaining public and professional appearances as celebrities had to provide sexual services in line with legislation. At first, this was abhorred and fought valiantly against, yet as it was stonewalled, it became increasingly apparent that the law would be upheld. And thus, the celebrity resort was envisioned.

The Celebrity Resort was envisioned as a place in which their sexual services could be provided with structure and validity, requiring celebrities to simply stay at the resort for a set time and fulfil the duties expected of them. As such, by performing a stint at the resort every year, they fulfilled their legal obligations and were thus able to continue their lavish and luxurious life-styles without fear of legal repurcussions. Additionally, the privacy of the resort meant that there was minimal public embarrassment for said celebrities and the humiliating circumstances of their sexual obligations would be restrained to the quiet embrace of the resort's islands. And of course, the resort would prove exceptionally profitable, providing means for the wealthy to indulge in their wildest fantasies with their favourite celebrities. Naturally, in order to fulfil the legal obligations of being for the betterment of the general public, competitions were regularly run so as to allow those who could not afford the extravagant luxury of the island to partake. For all parties, this was the ideal set-up.

So, it was with great fortune and luck that you managed to win one of these competitions, with which you were promised a full two weeks at the resort, completely free and all inclusive. Naturally, you were ecstatic. The few leaked photographs of the resort showing naked celebrities ferrying drinks around lush and expansive pools, with erotic and lewd acts being performed in the foreground and background, had excited your imagination for years, to the point you had considered saving up to fund your own trip. Yet, that was all pointless given you had won your all inclusive stay in the perverse paradise of erotic bliss.