The Bouncing Bettys

The Bouncing Bettys

(Ep.1 Clowning Around)

Chapter 1 by FreakNation FreakNation

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It all started during a simple outdoor camping trip as 4 college friends were just getting started setting up their camp site in the middle of a nice looking forest clearing, well...3 of them were anyway as the fourth was sitting on top of one of the tree stumps nearby crossing her arms somewhat pounting a bit as she watched her friends carry out their assigned tasks.

"....Ugh! I still can't believe you guys tricked me into coming on this lame trip." She suddenly groaned aloud throwing her head back in exaggeration to prove how bored she was.

"For the last time Molly, we didn't trick you." Her friend Franny called back with a sigh carrying her armful of logs dumping them in the middle of the camp site.

"Yeah, we said we wanted to go camping this weekend and you agreed to come with us." Her other friend Bonnie added adjusting her reading glasses as she was closely studying the detailed instructions of the manual for pitching up the tents.

"Psh, I only came because you said it would be fun camping in the woods, but the only thing happening is me getting eaten alive by these damn bugs!" Molly said right before smacking the bare skin of her thigh just underneath her jean shorts ridding herself of yet another blood thirsty vampire mosquito.

"We told you to wear bug spray like the rest of us," Franny said placing the logs of wood together to make a campfire site.

"I did! And I swear all it's doing is attracting more and more of them! And it's bad enough my boots got all muddy from the forest trail hike, it's way too hot and muggy out here, there is no wifi in the woods, and the nearest place available to take a halfway decent shower is miles away at an crusty looking truck stop!"

"Geez, with all that whining I wouldn't think you were toughest girl on college campus." Bonnie couldn't help but giggle to herself at the funny sense of irony of the situation only to recieve daggers being stared at her by Molly.

The last girl Lucy who was busy unpacking the tons of food and water from their camping bags courtesy of the girl's own super sweet tooth couldn't help but feel bad about the terrible time the tomboy was having on their trip so far.

"Aw, cheer up Molly. I'm sure you'll start having fun soon like the rest of us."

"Mmm...Meh, wake me up when you guys suddenly get service up here." Molly simply said with a shrug pulling the hood of her black and white panda hoodie jacket over her head covering her short brown hair before walking away, most likely looking for a soft patch of grass to sleep on while the others continued to work.

"Hmph. What's the point of coming along on a camping trip if you're not going to actually help out?" Franny couldn't help but say under her breath blowing a strand of her dark orange ginger hair from her face as it fell back in place before finally managing to spark a flame with one of her matches to set the fireplace ablaze.

"Great job getting the fire going Fran," Bonnie called out hoping to cheer her friend up over the matter.

"Thanks Bonnie, how goes with getting the tents together?"

"Oh, I think I just about mastered the art of pitching the perfect tent!"

Bonnie beamed with pride right before the four tents she made suddenly collapsed into a cloud of dust behind her, she turned around to see the tents now a misshapen cluttered mess.

"....M-More or less," she sighed aloud rubbing the back of her head. "Guess it's back to the drawing board."

Lucy and Franny couldn't resist laughing a bit seeing the unfortunate display before patting Bonnie on her back to reassure her.

"It's ok, I mean it's not raining out so we can just relax and chill under the stars tonight. Sound good?"

"Well, it is quite nice out. Oooh! Maybe we can find some constellations! I'll go get my telescope!"

A few minutes later Molly shortly returns to the campsite once the craving for food became unbearable scavenging through the bags looting for something potentially satisfying to snack on. Finally scoring a twinkie she quickly unwraps the plastic packaging before sinking her buck teeth into the food item tossing the wrapper to the side before looking over at the others simply lounging about on the ground in a circle pattern staring up at the starry night sky.

"What are you 3 losers doing?" She asked walking up to the trio.

"Stargazing, that's what campers do once they are down helping set up camp." Franny remarked, Molly leered back at her from the corner of her eye.

Bonnie snickered a bit before leaning up to adjust her electric telescope a little bit more as it continued the long process of booting up.

"You know, being way out here in nature instead of the big city, makes looking up at the sky much more enjoyable-" Bonnie began to speak.

"Neeeeeeerrrrrd." Molly interjected sitting down on the grass beside Lucy who nudged the tomboy's shoulder for being rude.

Bonnie disregarded Molly's comment with a waving flutter of her long straight black hair clearing her throat before continuing her train of thought.

".....Anyway, like I was saying...have you guys ever wondered what was, I don't know.... out there?"

Meanwhile:

Far out in the cold dark reaches of space lay a dormant alien tech space station in complete ruin of a recent enemy attack. Inside the facility the sound of hurried footsteps could be heard stomping along the metal floor of the dimly lit and wrecked halls as a cloaked figure was desperately trying to run away from whatever was behind him for it wasn't too far behind and was in hot pursuit. Finally reaching the end of the hallway leading to a pod like room where the unknown figure placed on a round pedestal 4 glowing orbs, each radiating with a different color humming with power.

"I have to get these off the ship, it's the only way." The figure said before typing on a keyboard the nearest galaxy the orbs will be safe, the holographic screen soon displayed the Milky Way galaxy.

The orbs were then sealed inside a clear bubble container before being ejected from the ship in a miniature space pod that greatly resembled a space rock as a proper disguise right before the door of the room was suddenly blasted to bits and an ominous shadow giant of a figure stomped in towering above the first.

"Where...are...the power orbs?" The giant snarled angrily.

"You won't find them here anymore, I hid them...far...far away. And you will never find them." The cloaked begin declared standing up to face his enemy.

The shadow giant roared in anger at his answer grabbing him by the throat clenching it tightly as the cloaked figure was being held in midair with his feet dangling.

"Then I will make sure you will never find peace...."

A beam of dark orange light suddenly filled the room as a smoking cloak fell to the ground as the only that remained of the giant's enemy, right before the giant looked over to the holographic screen still displaying the Milky Way galaxy.

"......Hmmmm."

The fleeing alien pod shot through space like a speeding bullet heading towards it's target location of the Milky Way Galaxy, subsequently Earth. Bonnie was the first to notice the alien pod appearing as an everyday shooting star from the point of view of her telescope.

"Hey guys look! A shooting star!"

"Ooh! Really? Let's all make wishes! Maybe they will come true even!" Lucy insisted clapping her hands together excitedly.

"Well, if I could wish for anything maybe lowering the sky high crime rates would be nice." Franny quickly stated with a sigh.

"That's a pretty good wish Fran, what about you Bonnie?"

"Me? Oh, I don't know. I...I'll just wish for the same thing."

"Mm, ok. What about you Molly? What would you wish for?"

"I wish something would finally happen out here, I'm so bored.....wait, is it me or is that shooting star heading straight for-?"

*KA-BOOM!!!*

A thundering explosion echoed through the woods as the mysterious shooting star crash landed exactly on the campsite bathing the area in a giant cloud of dust.

With her head pounding hard like she just survived having a staring contest with an oncoming train Molly slowly started to regain consciousness, with her vision slightly blurry from waking up in a daze the first thing she could make out was a pair of silly looking giant green shoes that were apparently attached to her feet replacing her once muddy hiking boots.

"....W-Wait....my feet aren't that big." She groaned right before looking at her now giant gloved hands greatly resembling a pair the cartoon Mickey Mouse would wear in surprise.

"My hands aren't this big either! What is going on here?"

Molly then quickly rushed over to a nearby stream of clear water only to scream in horror to see her clown face. Her skin a bright bleached white with a green polka-dot pattern all over her body, her once short brown hair was now a bright neon green in a slightly puffier hairstyle, and finally a giant green round clown nose to complete the look. Even her panda hoodie jacket and jean shorts suffered a major transformation for the majority of it was now gone leaving behind a skimpy green bikini outfit exposing a whole lot of bleach white skin and leaving very little to the imagination from her modest C-cup bust size to the ample and round shape of her ass packed tightly in her rather questionable outfit.

"What kind of sick joke is this!?!" Molly screamed in anger stomping her enlarged feet on the ground.

That's when she suddenly felt someone tap her shoulder to get her attention, she spun around to see another clown face nearly scaring her out of her new skin.

"Molly?...Is that you?" The 2nd clown asked, her voice sounding oddly familiar.

"Ahh! Stay away from me ya freak!" Molly shouted back putting up her fists as if ready to defend herself against the supposed stranger.

"Molly! Calm down! It's me, Bonnie!"

"And me, Franny." Another clown called out soon walking into view.

To Molly's surprise and utter horror both of them have suffered the same strange transformation as well. Starting with Franny who ridding herself of her peach pink freckled skin ridding herself of her peach pink freckled skin and now like Molly was sporting the same bleach white skin with the exception of having a red spiral sun pattern all over her new body complimenting her new fiery bright red bob hairstyle with cherry red orbs attached to the end of each strand of hair like a jester's cap replacing her normal red wavy and frizzy hairstyle and one last orb replacing her nose. Like Molly her army green camouflage jacket, striped T-shirt, and matching camouflage cargo shorts was turned into a bright red thin lace bikini outfit barely covering her solid C-cup breasts and small yet firm backside, big red clown shoes, and white rubber gloves.

Moving onto Bonnie who also had bleach white skin with a blue star pattern, her once simple long straight black hair was replaced with an absurdly large Hime Cut hairstyle that was dark navy blue on the outside while pink on the inside, and finally her petite mouse like nose had ballooned into a giant blueberry of a clown nose. Bonnie's usual blouse and jeans outfit had transformed into a deep blue bikini outfit that barely tried to cover up her rather impressive bust size of solid D's and nice round ass matching the huge blue clown shoes and white rubber gloves.

" ...Bonnie?....Franny?!? What the heck happened to us?!? We look like sideshow freaks in some gaudy japanese porn comic! Wait, where's Lucy?!?"

As if right on cue the yellow clown with the yellow hearts pattern suddenly bounced overhead of the other three whooping and hollering with giggling glee, what really surprised her friends to the point their jaws dropped was how the happy clown girl was doing it. Apparently Lucy, who practically mirrored the other three with her color being a unique shade of bright neon yellow and her usual chin-length, bright blonde hair with bangs hairstyle being slightly modified to have giant shoulder length twin puffy ponytails, have already discovered and quickly mastered a new trick upon her transformation. The lower half of her skimpy bikini outfit was super stretched out due to the size of her newly enhanced super inflated balloon booty which she used to literally bounce around on the ground and off the sides of the trees laughing and having the absolute time of her life.

"...What...Am I looking at here?" Molly asked completely dumbfounded by the silly sight.

"I...I have no idea." Bonnie added.

"Uh, Lucy? Do you mind stopping....uh, whatever that is before you hurt yourself?" Franny called out hoping Lucy could hear her.

Unfortunately Lucy seemed to be too busy having fun bouncing around she couldn't hear Franny before the yellow clown suddenly started heading towards her!

"Fran! Look out!" Bonnie cried out not wanting her friend to get hurt.

Franny gasped aloud shielding her face with her arms right before her legs suddenly stretched making her much taller and spreading wide open like an arch allowing Lucy to bounce through her before quickly reverting back to normal just as fast.

"Franny! How did you do that!?!" Bonnie asked in sheer shock and awe of Franny's newly discovered ability.

"H-Huh? I...I don't know, it just happened by itself I guess. I can't exactly explain it." Franny admitted rubbing the back of her head giving a slight chuckle.

Lucy finally ended her bouncing fun landing on her enlarged clown shoes just before her giant balloon ass suddenly deflated back to it's normal petite size before she spun on her heels turning to look back at her clown friends.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I can tell you how I did my trick! All I did was blow on my thumb! See, watch."

Before anyone could even attempt to protest Lucy begins her demonstration by sticking her right gloved thumb in her mouth before puffing out her cheeks to blow as hard as she can into her thumb. To their complete shock this caused her right breast to start inflating instantly before repeating the action again with the other thumb to inflate the other breast reaching the size of solid E cups in 10 seconds flat, her bikini top audibly staining to keep her giant bust in as they bounced like twin giant balloons filled to the brim.

"See? Totally cool right!?! And they're even more fun to bounce on!" The yellow clown declared before bouncing up and down on her balloon breasts doing a perfect backflip before reverting back to normal.

Bonnie was about to say something most likely contradicting the physical possibility of Lucy's new trick when she suddenly clenches her stomach in pain.

"Bonnie? Are you ok?" Franny asked, placing a hand on her shoulder as the blue clown girl suddenly leaned forward.

"Y-Yeah, just feeling a bit queasy is all. Probably shouldn't have had all those marshmallows before hiking all the way out here." She remarked as a thundering gurgle suddenly erupted from her stomach before a sudden rocket blast of blue gas erupts from her ass propelling her forward and upwards like a missile crashing into the arms of a nearby tree leaving her in an eye swirling daze as a result.

Molly had to blink twice rubbing her eyes to make sure what she was witnessing from all three of her friends was indeed real.

"Ok, can someone please make some sense out of all this because I am this close to freaking out right now!"

"Wait, Molly don't you remember?" Lucy suddenly said stepping forward.

"Remember what?"

"Your wish silly, you wanted something interesting to happen right? Well, what's more interesting than this?"

"I said I wanted something interesting not straight up freaky! And don't even think a shooting star can explain all this!"

"....I wouldn't say that so soon." Bonnie said soon climbing down from the tree to pick up what appeared to be the smoking remains of what was left of the meteor that crash landed on them.

Inside the badly burnt rock was 4 glowing holes, each had a color that matched the 4 colors the girls now had.

"...I think whatever was in this rock, has affected us."

"Infect!?! What do you mean infect!?! Are we gonna die!?!" Molly blurted out panting heavily in fear.

"I said affect, not infect Molly. Calm down."

"Wait, what's that? In the center there." Franny said pointing at the metallic disc in the center of the rock.

"I don't know, let's give it a push!" Lucy said before jabbing her finger into the metal button as it sank against her touch.

The rock suddenly started to vibrate startling Bonnie causing her to drop the rock back on the ground before it started emitting a column of bright light into the air, from the column of light a holographic projection of a tall lanky man wearing a typical circus ring master's outfit whose face was hidden behind the shade of the large top hat materialized into view clearing his throat before speaking.

"Greetings, I am Ring....and if you are watching this then I can only assume the best that some form of intelligent sentient life has found this pod and has recovered the 4 power orbs I have promised to protect with my very life. And now unfortunately the burden of keeping them safe as fell onto your shoulders."

"Power orbs?" Franny whispered sounding quite concerned.

"Those must be what's inside us now." Bonnie could only infer a conclusion.

"....I feel violated." Molly added.

"As you probably already figured out the orbs have the unique property of binding themselves to the user in order to help achieve their greatest inner desire." Ring continued.

"Greatest inner desire? What the-looking like a clown isn't my greatest desire! What the fucking hell man!?!" Molly suddenly yelled in protest to the holographic Ring character clearly unaware that the hologram before them was but a simple recording.

"Yes it is, you just don't wanna admit it~"

"Lucy I swear to god-"

As the two continued their bickering Franny looked down at the twinkie wrapper Molly had discarded earlier quickly noticing the image of 4 multicolored heroes as the theme of the twinkie company before having an epiphany over the matter.

"Wait...guys, maybe...maybe we were meant to be here."

"Huh? What do you mean Fran?" Molly suddenly scoffed crossing her arms.

"To recover the orbs, like Ring said. It's our destiny and duty to help him in his hour of need."

"Hour of need? What could he possibly want us to do?"

"Protect the orbs," the Ring hologram continued. "I humbly ask of you my friends, from the forces of dark evil that will no doubt come for them in hopes of harvesting such divine power in an ill conquest to take over the entire universe and rule with an iron fist for the rest of eternity."

"....I don't know about you guys, but that seems like a pretty good reason to help me." Bonnie commented.

"I agree, letting evil take over does not sound good at all." Lucy added.

"So, what? We're the bootleg rip off power rangers now?" Molly offered sarcastically.

"If we want to avoid copyright infringement we better call ourselves something else to be honest." Bonnie warned.

"Umm....ok, so we need a name. A good name. Hmmm...." Franny said placing a hand to her chin.

"It should be a catchy name, like....oh! The Giddy Gals!" Lucy offered.

"Or, how about the Dazzling Dames?" Bonnie also offered.

"Hey, how about we call ourselves "Insane Clown Posse" and call it a night already?" Molly said rolling her eyes.

"Again, copyright infringement."

"...Wait, that's actually a thing?"

Meanwhile, back in the cold dark reaches of space:

Ring's killer, an unknown agent of mayhem and bringer of doom rested on top of his throne like captain's seat on the control deck of his massive titanic like spaceship. In front of him was a hologram projection screen mapping out the entire Milky Way Galaxy which he used to trace the faint trail of power orb energy finally pinpointing their trajectory and landing point, Earth.

"Hmm....what a puny little insignificant chunk of rock. I wouldn't even bother wasting my time sending in a fleet to destroy it, plus doing so would probably obliterate any chances of recovering the power orbs...hmm. It seems the only option I have is hiring a mercenary to recover them for me.....Computer!"

The deck glowed as the screens displayed an electronic female face as the computer's A.I. program.

"Yes, Captain?"

"I need to hire a mercenary to do my dirty work and recover my power orbs, give me a list of the best cutthroat thugs and hitman available in the....Milky Way Galaxy."

"...Mmm, as much as I would sir I must politely advise against that notion."

"And, pray tell, for what reason?"

"Data analysis I have already taken the liberty of gathering for you point to the planet and the life it inhabits being quite...fragile. Therefore sending anything remotely menacing at first glance would lower your chances of quitely securing your orbs...sir."

The Captain growled aloud gritting his many fang like teeth hearing this.

".....Fine...what do YOU suggest we send instead?"

"I suggest recruiting a more peaceful agent of chaos to our aid."

"...That statement alone makes no damn sense. But, proceed to entertain me by searching up anyone who would fit THAT description."

"......I have one search result, I will contact her now."

"...Computer, what the hell is this? I told you I wanted a mercenary, not a stripper!" The Captain roared in complete anger.

"Calm yourself my Captain, for you greatly underestimate her. This is Vanilla Cream, otherwise known as "The Witch" on her home planet who grown rather famous for her unique ability to subdue thousands of enemies with ease."

Upon hearing this the Captain leaned back in his seat obviously intrigued by this statement.

"Thousands, you say?....Go on."

"I don't want to spoil any surprises but my services I offer at the competitive price of absolute free of charge, all I ask is to do this mission my way...no questions asked." The hologram witch declared.

"Hmm...if you can recover the orbs as soon as possible without going rogue by taking them for yourself....I'll agree to anything at this point." The Captain said with a heavy sigh proving how little patience he had left.

"Thank you, Captain. I promise you won't regret it. And they won't know what hit them either, I hope you enjoy the show. I know I will~" The Witch said biting her bottom lip while grabbing both of her massive breasts and bouncing them up and down, the sound of ominous sloshing coming from them like two giant flesh water balloons right before the hologram vanished.

The Captain looked a bit confused for a moment before looking over at Computer.

"You heard that too right? It wasn't just me?"

"....Let's just say she really enjoys her job, 5 out of 5 stars on all 127 reviews can't be wrong."

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