The Bang Bus

The Bang Bus is available for sale at any secondhand dealership. Once you make the purchase and drive off the radio flips to .69 FM where he hears the rules of this bus.

1. Normally a small van, the The Bang Bus can become any model of four wheeled vehicle if you work hard enough. At the highest levels, the inside can be changed as you wish, as long as it's on four wheels.
2. Anything that happens behind the drivers seat can be hidden from the public.
3. An assistant, Ted, will be summoned to drive the Bus if the owner is in the back.
4. Anything you own can be summoned in the Bang Bus. This includes food, cash, jewelry, electronics, guns, even other vehicles, so long as it can fit. Condoms and lube are free.
5. You must invite and have sex with a passenger in the Bang Bus at least once a day.
6. All passengers must agree to enter the Bang Bus on their own. (Threatening is fine, but physically tossing them in the Buss won't count.)
7. Pay for play.
8. The more you offer to pay, the more appropriate the payment, the more willing and compliant they'll be. Payment can be in any form and a good negotiator can get a lot for little. If you offer the latest laptop to a poor undergrad, or five-star dinner to a hungry runaway, you might get things you never expected.

9. Threatened or underpaid passengers may fight, be unwilling, or try to escape.

10. You must fulfill whatever agreement you made with the passenger. (If you offered money, pay them. If you offered food or candy, feed them. If you said you wouldn't hurt them if they got in the bus, you can't hurt them.)
11. If rule 5 or 8 is broken. Your soul becomes trapped in the Bang Buss and you become the assistant until the next rule breaker.