The Afterlife

You saw it coming a mile away, literally.

The cargo truck is speeding down the highway at midnight because the driver was half deranged with caffeine so that he could get his delivery in on time, but you, on the other hand, are just shitface-drunk.

To be fair, this is the first truly dumb thing you ever did, and overall you were a good kid. Not a saint, by any standard, but not a demon either. You are set to graduate college with middling grades and you put off the job hunt until after one last wild summer. You had the requisite number of one night stands for a reasonably hot bottom and generally kept away from excessive drama. And now...

The headlights sped towards you in classic slow motion, and just as they engulfed you, you suddenly wake up with a start.

You're lying in a field and it feels like a bright summer morning straight out of a Disney movie. That's when it hits you - there's something cartoonishly unreal about all this - the plants are way too well maintained to be normal meadow flora, and even the birds look like they have a disturbing grin pasted on their beaks.

"Ah, up at last!" you hear someone say near you. You lift yourself on to your elbows and a shocked to see that you're stark naked. You sit bolt upright and cover your genitals, noticing that this is the first time that they haven't fit into your cupped hands. You look around and find a pink, boyish-looking man. He's shortish, and slender with hair dyed in florescent rainbow. He's holding a clipboard and ticking looks to be making notes. To your dismay, he's completely unclothed too and seemingly of the effect that his lightly muscled and hairless body is having on you.

Your cock starts expanding and pushing itself out of your protective grasp - something that the guy notices immediately. He looks straight at your peeping cockhead and says, "Good... good..." as he scribbles more notes.

After blushing furiously, you work up the strength to say, "Uh... Wha... What's going on? Why am I naked? And you..."

Before you can finish, the guy strides up to you purposefully (though all you see is his swinging dick) and kneels down beside you.

"It's gonna take a while to explain," he says in his impish voice, "and it'll be easier after a quick demonstration."

Then, he simultaneously pulls away your hands from you crotch, grabs your jewels, and plants a ferocious kiss on your lips...