Symbiosis

So its summer. Nothing to do but laze around, right? Apparently your parents don't agree and they kicked your twenty year old butt out of the house and told you to "do something." So instead of being a vegetable in a cool house you have to settle with walking around a well air condition mall with some extra spending cash. Such is your fate. In your tiring browsing and ogling of hotties, you come across the shop Object Obscura. Entering the well lit store, you are confronted by a well groomed employee.

"Can I help you?"

"Well..."

"Please say yes. I get paid by commision and no one ever comes in here." you decide to humor the person and agree to be led around the store. After being shown many a obscure item, including a phoenix egg and a bag of pixie dust, you come across a glass soda bottle filled with pink smoke.

"How much for that bottle?"

"Fifty bucks." the clerk points at the price tag.

"Fifty!?" you splutter, "It's a glass bottle!"

"Do you know what's in it?"

"Well, no."

"Fifty bucks." you shell out the cash to the delighted clerk. "Wait. Do you know what's in this bottle?"

"Nope." the clerk grinned happy to make a sale. "Just follow the instructions on the label." And shoved you at the door.

You head home and make it in time for dinner with the family. Afterwards you head upstairs to your room and read the instructions on your bottle. 1, wait until midnight. 2, remove clothing. 3, open bottle. Simple enough instructions, you kill time by playing flash games on your computer. when the clock hit midnight you srtipdown and stand in the middle of your room and open the bottle. the pink smoke billowed out, more than the bottle could logically hold, and took on a human shape.

"You must be my host. Prepare for merging."