Superior?

"Fuck, my neck is killing me... I really need to see a chiropractor or something..."

Inside a cluttered bedroom is a young man, recently turned 25. His name is Matt. He has short, curly brown hair and blue eyes. He was currently struggling with writer's block, along his usual depression.

"I should take a break... Maybe I can think of something after lunch."

Matt sets aside the labtop and heads downstairs to grab some leftover chicken. He decides to turn on the news.

"Same old news as always. More **** and ****... What happened to the peace and quiet when I was younger? Is this what it will be like for the rest of my life? I'm almost 30 and I haven't even had a date, let alone sex! I still live with my parents!"

He sighs.

"Is this all I'll ever do?"

Matt finishes dinner and heads up to his room. He brushes his teeth and get under the covers of his bed.

"Maybe, tommorrow will be different..."

LATER THAT NIGHT...

"What."

Matt was confused. When he woke up, there was no pain in his body. Actually, where WAS he? Things seemed... brighter(?) around him. There was an odd blue star in front of him.

{Hello} said the star.

Matt blinked. "Hi? Who said that?"

{I did}

"And who are you?"

{Call me Robert}

"Bit of an odd name for a star..." Matt said quietly. "Then I guess you can call me Matt. So where IS this?? And what are you?"

{Don't worry about this place. You'll be leaving in a few minutes. You could call me a god, if you would prefer. Anyways, I brought you here for a reason. Can you guess what that is?}

"Hopefully not to eat me." Matt joked.

{Ha! But no. You see, I brought you here because you wanted change in your life. You wanted the power to change things? Well, here you go.}

"How so?"

{I give you the power to grant yourself (and others) supernatural abilities. Just think of an ability and you can make it!}

"...What's the catch? This seems way to OP to just hand out like that. And why me of all people?"

{From my perspective, it's not much. And why you? I could say it's because you have a kind heart, or that I'm repaying a debt, or that I'm your future self ensuring my own survival, but it's none of those.}

"Then what is it?"

{Truthfully? You're pretty perverted and I was bored.}

"...Seriously?"

Robert shrugs. Matt sighs.

"Fine... So how does this work?" Matt felt pretty annoyed and honestly just wanted to get back to sleep.

{Ok, ok. Just think about the ability you want, and say (Create: insert-power-here!)} The star said bobbing up and down.

"Still seems kinda lazy..."

{Look, just get out of here and cause some chaos!}

MORNING...

"Well that was an... interesting... dream." Matt snorted. "I'm not sure what part of my subconsious was responsible for that mess." He looked at his labtop and sighed. "Guess I should get back to that..."

Matt decided to try it just for a joke. "(Create: Writing Genius!)" The instant after he said that, he could feel decades of experience and inspiration flood his brain. "WAIT IT WORKS?!