Suicide Squad: Fuck The Justice League

Meet the Squad:

Amanda Waller put a file on the table: "This is the squad I talked to you about. Do you think you can handle them?"

William Butcher picked up the file from the table: "Well, let me see what kind of Cunts I'm dealing with."

William opened the file and began to read it

" 1.Harleen Quinzel AKA Harley Quinn:

Ex girlfriend of The Joker

Former psychiatrist and Professional Crimnal

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2.Floyd Lawton Jr. AKA Deadshot:

Professional Assassin and Mercenary

Son of Old Deadshot Floyd Lawton Sr.

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3.Jason Todd AKA Redhood:

Ex Robin

Rogue vigilante

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4.Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman:

Professional thief

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5.Nanaue AKA King shark:

Humanoid Shark

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6.Edward Nigma AKA The Riddler:

Robotic Engineer and Hacker

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7.George Harkness AKA Captain Boomerang:

He's really good with boomerangs!

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8.Louise Lincoln AKA Killer Frost:

Cryokinetic Super Powers

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9.Charles Brown AKA Kiteman:

Excellent Hang Glider Pilot

Pilot

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10.Reza Kattuah AKA Rustam:

Persian Secular and Warrior

He carries flaming scimitar, called the psi-scimitar that can cut through anything

Former archeologist

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11.John Monroe AKA Weasel:

Former College professor

A humanoid mustelid with super strength and deadly set of claws.

Serial killer

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12.Jervis Tetch AKA Mad Hatter:

Professional Hypnotist

Anarchist

Looks for his Alice

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13.Mitchell Mayo AKA Condiment King:

Master with sauces

He has an actual Sauce gun! "

William Butcher closed the case: "they are all some useless Cunts but are you fucking with me ?! Condiment king ?! How the fuck can he help us ?!"

Waller smiled bitterly : "The squad needed a condiment! You were the one who wanted to take **** on Superman, now make your decision fast."

"Fuck The Justice League, I'm in,"said William Butcher while Touching his beard.